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Mayfair L'amore Della Mia Vita

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thankgod4paul Happy B day homie. 7-2-1984__5-15-2008 #RIP #KingTed 1w

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marinaaaa2604 Our one of a kind. #KingTed #catsofinstagram 2w

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alicedenton Happy birthday my baby boy! I love him to the point of tears and wish he could stay with me forever! He is the ultimate lad and the only boy that can love more than he loves himself... #KINGTED 2w

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hayley__emily Thank you for the beautiful flowers @pritch25 #jordan and #kingTed you can come again x 2w

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teddythechampion Dear followers, I admit it, I'm not one for the loathsome "selfie" but I took this when I was rolling drunk. Completely legless on a very good vintage scotch. Most unsophisticated of me. It's that delicious self sabotaging streak that inflicts so many of us creative geniuses, many of which I have been proud to call or have called dear friends. I must however endeavour to rid myself of that wretched pipe that is leaving this revolting nicotine stain on my Snow White paw. Back to my manuscript. Signing off, king Ted #kingted #royalcat #royal #legend #playwright #champion #magnificent #class 3w
  •   sunnycoasters Did u take Teddy with you?! 3w
  •   robinsonarchitects No, King Ted speaks for himself. Looks like he's been misbehaving @sunnycoasters 3w
  •   sunnycoasters He was so pissed on the scotch he shat in the bath. Poor bloody lowly house sitters cleaned up after the drunken lout 2w
  •   darcyandraph Well that's absolute disgraceful of that shameful beast. Our apologies. Keep the liquor cabinet under lock and key 2w

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teddythechampion Working on my latest play. All though one mustn't give away too much at this stage, I guess you could call it semi autobiographical. A great new leader that inspirers a rabble of apathetic & parochial dimwits to raise to a level of comparative respectability only to .....I mustn't give any more away, but to say that it really is in the mould of a great Shakespearean tragedy. Perhaps better.
Time for this weary writer to retire to the den for a tipple. Signing off, king Ted.
#royalcat #kingted #playwright #royal #legend #champion
3w
  •   jandv1 What sort of mouse do you use Ted? 3w
  •   teddythechampion Well fed ones. Roasted with rosemary and marinated in a good heavy claret. @jandv1 3w

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robruss99 Two of the Greatest hitters of all time #RIP Tony Gwynn...#KingTed on the right #9 3w

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teddythechampion Some of my favourite bands have made a habit of playing on Persian rugs. This rock star is no different. I personally liked the final Beatles 1969 rooftop performance, not a rug in site. Time for a tipple. Signing off, king Ted
#beatles #royalcat #kingted #champion
2mon

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teddythechampion Francis bacon the glorious late painter and dear friend explained to me (and Francis wasn't a pretty man) that it's all about presentation. That's what it is people, presentation. What's inside doesn't really matter as long as you look good.
Signing off, King Ted
#kingted #royalcat #champion #thehigharts #wisdom #philosopher
2mon

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teddythechampion Testing out my latest acquisition. I think the leather matches my magnificent coat. In any case this will be the only time spent in the front of the cabin. That's solely the domain of the driver .
Signing off, King Ted
#kingted #royalcat #champion #legend #royalty #mercedes
2mon

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teddythechampion Today's wisdom. I know many of you are covered in filth & working long hard hours to put that cabbage soup on the table to feed children you can't afford to educate, but I put this to you "sometimes it is important to stop and smell the roses" I myself of course never stop doing so neither figuratively or literally. Now back to that tipple for me and back to work for you. Signing off King Ted.
#kingted #legend #poshcat #champion #royalcat #royalty #wisdom #smelltheroses
Signing off, The greatest, King Ted
2mon

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teddythechampion As you are all aware my friends, this Royal cat has a deep fondness for the arts, particularly painting. Now I don't mean some of that ghastly stuff seen in modern gallery's, I'm a pre raphaelite myself. I do however find this piece strangely captivating. It's silly of me to comment really, as you my dear friends I expect, have very little appreciation for the more sophisticated things in life. Please don't let me keep you any longer from your menial duties.
Signing off, King Ted
#cat #kingted #royalcat #king #champion #artlover #poshcat #legend @mrtobyrobinson
2mon

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teddythechampion Today loyal subjects I bore witness to this terrible atrocity, the rape & murder of innocent muppets. It's a shame these strange beasts do not have 9 lives like my superior species. Anyhow, I'm off for a quiet tipple. You know it was my old friend Winston Churchill that told me "look Ted, there is sophisticated drinking & there is unsophisticated drinking. We statesman never drink before midday, but any time after that & it's a perfectly gentlemanly thing to do" such a wise man. I shall be imparting further wisdom to you, my dear subjects very soon.
Signing off, King Ted.
#muppets #kingted #royalcat #poshcat #championcat @mrtobyrobinson
2mon

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teddythechampion Dear old Ernest, such a talent for the tragic tale. Just finished re-reading this one. Personally I preferred the endearing "the sun also rises" reminds me of my glorious days in Paris, oh the memories my friends.
Signing off, yours truly King Ted #hemingway royalcat #kingted #poshcat #royalty @mrtobyrobinson
2mon

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teddythechampion Dear subjects, I have returned to my homestead after my tour. If it weren't for the genuine pleasure the common folk gain out seeing my great self I would probably devote most of my precious time to more worthy pursuits such as the study of birds & the contradictions of human nature. Stay tuned for some more wisdom, this feline requires a royal nap. Signing off, King Ted 2mon

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