willconley777 My roommate and I invented an antisocial networking platform called Fuckface. You can access it at www dot The Side of Our Fridge dot WTF. (Dry erase marker.) 1y

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willconley777 Wall at Yard Party Studios. Presumably, "Indivated Motavidual" and "Monster Biter" are band names. The place has history. I find it just as interesting as the caves at Lascaux. 1y

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willconley777 At left: Colored pencil copy by my roommate of a dime store still life print on my bedroom wall. Right: The print. Below: Trompe l'oie by said roommate of unfinished light switch; said unfinished light switch; panic button, again by roomie. 1y
  •   willconley777 Extreme lower right: drawing of Post-it note reading "Find notebook." 1y

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willconley777 "M'LAAAAA..." 1y

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willconley777 Sereal. (Serious Cereal.) 1y

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willconley777 Behind the Scenes at Still Life in Debauchery Productions 1y

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willconley777 Still Life in Debauchery II 1y

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willconley777 Still Life in Debauchery I 1y

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willconley777 Cat was annoying me, so I stuck a pillow in the unnecessarily spacious top compartment of my filing cabinet and shoved her in there. It's her new favorite chill-out fort. I win at cat stewardship. 1y
  •   dreamsoflate i am so mad at my cat. found a precious book he ruined with his vomit. why does he always pick out special things to throw up on? like, his puke is too good for the floor? sorry for venting. heat of the moment... 1y

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willconley777 I have a bag of 16-bean soup mix. It says to sort them. Pizza time. 1y

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willconley777 A print my mother owned. It hangs now in my bedroom. 1y

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willconley777 Too small to read? 1y
  •   patriciareiter Yes a bit too small 1y
  •   willconley777 @patriciareiter Thank you for the feedback, Patricia! That help alone is going to change the way I think about these fake quotes and definitions. Function sometimes must follow form. 1y

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willconley777 Maybe this interesting book about archaeology will help me to sleep. It had better; it tastes terrible. 1y

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willconley777 Melatonin. When you absolutely, positively have to sleep. Not that it will work, but it looks like I'm doing something about it. 1y

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willconley777 I drew this flower-snake and wrote this on my bedroom wall. 1y
  •   dreamsoflate the flower looks sad and guilt-ridden... 1y
  •   ghendo1 You will not be getting your deposit back. 1y
  •   willconley777 Landlord, prior to my moving in: "Do you mind if I just don't finish the walls for a while? You can draw on them in the meantime." Me: "Don't EVER finish the walls." Landlord: "Er, in pencil only." Me: "Deal!" [Runs out to buy colored pencils.] 1y
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willconley777 FamousFakeQuotes.com does Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five — and Jane Goodall #oldschool #hiphop #design #art 2y

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willconley777 Minecraft joke. Never played it, but the tweet shown here made me want to make a fake ADT ad. Not sure it comes through here on Instagram. 2y

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willconley777 I sincerely hope you're having a great weekend. That said, eat this. 2y

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