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tommyhelltender I hope he doesn't rear end anyone... @tony_g_ #lovemachine 1w

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tommyhelltender For those of you that know me well enough, you'll all understand my enthusiasm for what is about to commence. I feel bad for whoever's operating that ID camera. It's time to retire this favorite for an upgrade. Let the games begin! #california #dmv #idonttakeanythingseriously 1w

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tommyhelltender "(nom nom nom) Well I guess I'm done chewing this. I think I'll put it here." -Inconsiderate Asshole

#thanks #thebartenderhatesyou
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tommyhelltender Your best friends are the ones that will give you the shirt off their back and bend over backwards for you while at the same time punch you in the dick and tell you everything you don't want to hear just to keep you in check. 3 years ago today we lost 2 of them. Everyday I'm reminded that no matter how awesome life is when you go to bed, it can quickly change by the time you wake up. Today I celebrate the lives of all my closest friends and family that are not with us today. Much love and respect to all of you. 3w

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tommyhelltender To all my beloved #bartender brothers and sisters, is it just me? Are you picking up what I'm putting down? #barnival #thebartenderhatesyou 4w

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tommyhelltender A special thanks to the #starshipenterprise for making this #latinska night unforgettable... #kirkout 1mon

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tommyhelltender Round 2 with #BLACKFLAG last night. Still pretty damn bad ass! #riseabove @hobsunset 1mon

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tommyhelltender Round 1 with #BLACKFLAG tonight was pretty damn bad ass. Looking forward to next Saturday's show in LA! @mikevallely @hobanaheim It was awesome seeing my #HOB family again. Miss all you jerks! 2mon

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tommyhelltender Somehow this happened by complete circumstance #pleaserecycle #hueylewis 2mon

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tommyhelltender My neighbor's tree happily blooming in my backyard. I actually don't mind it. Neither does the dog. #californiaproblems 2mon

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