thenovicechef She has to smell each makeup brush EVERY time. Ridiculous. 18h

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thenovicechef Half way and growing like a weed! #twins #20weeks #EllieAndLyla 2d

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thenovicechef Why yes, my legs are a doggie bench. 3d

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thenovicechef My lunch of leftovers do not compare. #latergram 1w

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thenovicechef Pretending I am on vacation with my Piña Colada Mocktail. 1w

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thenovicechef Someone is already jealous. #AllTheStripes #EllieandLyla 1w
  •   bridget350 How can you handle all of this cuteness?!? 1w
  •   lmldfood love love love! 1w

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thenovicechef Babies first Skinny Jeans & Trench Coats. Thanks to @the34project #EllieAndLyla #Twins 2w

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thenovicechef Craving acquired. Someone pass me a shovel. 2w

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thenovicechef Ain't no baby bump getting in this 25 pounders way. #18weeks 2w
  •   sroeder40 Yay! Another big black and white kitty. Mine is 28lbs and a big/long cat. I feel less judged now! 2w
  •   thenovicechef @sroeder40 ha! No judgement here. He is my mom's cat and is HUGE! 2w
  •   hanycake That is a big fat cat and I love it! Good thing he seems like a cuddler 2w

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thenovicechef He fell asleep yawning. No joke. Laziest cat ever. 2w

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thenovicechef It's a delicious day at work. 2w

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thenovicechef The many faces of my first born. 2w

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thenovicechef The babies just got their first mail gift. I'm kind of dying over their first headbands! #EllieandLyla 3w

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thenovicechef Cabinets in, granite in, appliances...almost all in! #28DaysTillClose 3w

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thenovicechef Goodnight. 3w

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thenovicechef Dinner. (Apples are healthy.) 3w

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thenovicechef A cat without ears is an alien. 3w

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thenovicechef Just call me the muffin man-lady. 4w

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thenovicechef Hard Life. 4w

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thenovicechef Pink! 4w

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