thejohnclarke Watch Good Day LA @ 9:20am today! @theamyclarke is recreating the Oscars makeup looks worn by Jennifer Lawrence and Cate Blanchett this weekend! 2mon

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thejohnclarke This doesn't make me want to smoke. This just makes me want to fight. #keeplaughinpunks #youtooblondie 3mon
  •   theamyclarke First like! 3mon
  •   theamyclarke Lol! Why are they making fun of us? 3mon
  •   mondoscott Haha. I guess you're a loser if you don't smoke Newports. 3mon
  •   thejohnclarke "Boss! I've got a great idea for the Newport cigarettes campaign! Get this: a Revenge of the Nerds inspired shoot. The customers are the nerds!" 3mon
  •   stephaniegiannaa Wait. What are they trying to sell me on? The 70s or sweaters from Old Navy? 3mon
  •   brihoov Lol 3mon
  •   samuel_baney They're all like, "You suck bro!" 3mon

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thejohnclarke I like these guys.

@saarloosandsons
@bradsaarloos

Also these guys:
@theamyclarke
@juliancisneros
@brianacisneros

Not a bad start.
#saarloos2014
4mon

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thejohnclarke Happy New Year

@thetdy @7elevenofficial
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thejohnclarke Merry Christmas from me and @kylemmendoza 4mon

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  •   perryvaile John are you guys kidding me?!?! Why didn't I know how amazing y'all's voices were??? So talented!!!! 4mon
  •   perryvaile I see that that may not be you, but in my defense it's grainy and the mustache threw me off. I stand by my earlier statement!! 4mon
  •   thejohnclarke Arrangement by @topherdaniels (naturally) 4mon

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thejohnclarke I'm hit!

Please pray for the young guy that smashed into my car a few hours ago. He was drunk, and his car flipped several times. He's ok physically, but he's waking up this morning to a lot of trouble.
6mon
  •   nataliesidoti3 Praise Jesus that you are both ok. I will be praying for the guy that hit you. 6mon
  •   patclarke46 God is so good...He was there with you last night... 6mon
  •   julieponsford Dang! Glad you two are alright! xoxo 6mon
  •   justintearney You have a good spirit my friend...thankful you are unscathed. 6mon
  •   the_hippies Glad you're okay! That looks horrible! 6mon
  •   sarahjoellephotography John! so glad you were not hurt badly! Will be praying for you and the other driver! 6mon
  •   mapsixtrey Glad your bro.... 6mon
  •   mondoscott Dude. Just saw this. Glad you're ok. 6mon

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thejohnclarke It works!
#garagebuilt #proudpapa

#GoPro screen capture courtesy of @flowbart.
Competing background #gunshow courtesy of @thescotta.
7mon

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thejohnclarke Sore muscles, dazzling view.
#nofilter

@logancolephoto
8mon
  •   rickydorn Great shot! 8mon
  •   theamyclarke Loving your insta feed!! 8mon
  •   skyline890 Gorgeous....! :) 8mon
  •   _itscloclo_ @thejohnclarke nice shot, I remember this river when the tide gets high there use to have sharks swimming through... Not trying to get you scared lol have fun on the islands 7mon

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thejohnclarke Let's do this

@logancolephoto
8mon

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thejohnclarke "You can't take any of the cars off road." #didnthurttoask @logancolephoto 8mon
  •   ronnyroa @thejohnclarke haha we were just there 2 months ago and that same lady helped us!! Are there roosters everywhere!? 8mon
  •   erniemitchison Rental cars make the best off road vehicles 8mon
  •   thejohnclarke @erniemitchison, I didn't even ask if I could go off road (it's a rental car; isn't it a given?) all I asked was whether the Versa or the Sebring had more ground clearance. 8mon
  •   patclarke46 Asking about ground clearance should be a red flag! Doesn't look very sunny there 8mon
  •   _nickradford OMG that same lady helped us! 7mon

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thejohnclarke I mean, I'm not going to turn it down.
#pappyvanwinkle #pappy
8mon

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thejohnclarke 1982 Ford Fairmont Futura

If upholstery could talk...
9mon
  •   jtmania This was our family car growing up! I two tone blue and dark blue. I look for them on CL from time to time but there aren't many survivors. 9mon
  •   thejohnclarke @jtmania I snapped this pic, then hit the freeway on ramp. As soon as I was up to freeway speed and merging, I was sorry that I hadn't made an offer, or at least got his contact info. 9mon
  •   rocknight Hey John. Do you still work on air conditioning? I texted Amy but thought I would try you here. Let me know but please tag me so I get your response. Thanks! 9mon

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thejohnclarke Stearns Wharf, Santa Barbara 2013

@theamyclarke
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