thedookness I'm working tonight! Fancy a steak? 4h

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thedookness This is who I hung out with today. Oh, and @hlewisphilly #madeleine #munchkins #kesha #wasted 2d

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thedookness I'm giving up on adulthood. #PAstoners 2d

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thedookness This is us in a bad mood. #edgar #salty #blownover #PISSED 2d

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thedookness Mystery Shoppers think I'm ten years older than I actually am. #whateverigot100percent 3d

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thedookness DON'T ASK. 4d

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thedookness Mommy just worked for 11 hours, LEAVE MY PIZZA ALONE. #edgar #thisbitch 6d
  •   lahlyon Peanut loves pizza too... Cats love pizza, what is that? 6d

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thedookness Regram from @keanecobb Axis of Evil selfies for America. 1w

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thedookness JONATHAN! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE. #latergram 1w

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thedookness The Fifth. 1w

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thedookness Fourth with the Funny Bunch. 1w

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thedookness Happy birthday, America! @smjolly 1w

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thedookness Ran into Three-Fingered Bill! 2w

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thedookness These bitches conspired to wake me up at the crack of dawn. #pissed #catmomstruggles 2w

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thedookness Surprise afternoon off. 2w

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