thecheekylibertarian Regram via @newyorkbullycrew. There are rescues for every breed; if you want a specific one, you can adopt them. But when you buy, another dog dies. It's a civic responsibility to opt out of destructive institutions like forced breeding [see: pimping]. 3w

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thecheekylibertarian Obligatory (belated) #HappyFathersDay throwback with the man who bestowed upon me some thick-ass eyebrows, bad-ass math skillz, and a distaste for organized sports and their fans. 4w

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thecheekylibertarian For work and play. And an extra pair of hightops to replace the old ones. 1mon

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thecheekylibertarian Happy Mother's Day to the woman who managed to look like she was still in law school well into her 40's and never denied me the opportunity to romp around naked in UT's fountains with the dogs. 2mon

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thecheekylibertarian Ridin' dirty. 2mon

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thecheekylibertarian "THINK I'LL JUST REST MY HEAD HERE." 2mon

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thecheekylibertarian I couldn't turn on the light because they would've moved, but <3 3mon

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thecheekylibertarian I'm a terrible mother. #IRegretNothing 3mon

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thecheekylibertarian Post-breakout bath. 4mon

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thecheekylibertarian Bippity boppity front row seats to Bill Cosby for #SXSWcomedy 4mon

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thecheekylibertarian Lustre Pearl for #SXSW 4mon

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thecheekylibertarian Posing with some drunk lady I don't even know at the #SXSW @Dropbox party at @containerbaratx. #SoberAsFuck 4mon

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thecheekylibertarian So *that's* why I get fewer obnoxious weight loss ads on my phone than my computer, for which Google has my accurate demographics... 4mon

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thecheekylibertarian Literally the most southern sign ever. 5mon

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thecheekylibertarian Hunter's are the gut shots, mine are the head shots. 5mon

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thecheekylibertarian "WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT DIVERSIFYING YOUR INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO." 5mon

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