tarynmarisa A happy server is a slightly tipsy server. 2w

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tarynmarisa Because paying $50 for a locksmith is for suckers.
#Repost from @kwag1023 with @repostapp --
@tarynmarisa and I just broke into my car. It may have taken an hour and a half, but we got in that bitch! BOOOOOOM! #criminalsinthemaking #ladiesispimpstoo
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  •   lordjibway Lookin good. 3w
  •   diggitydave Hopefully it tastes better than it looks 3w
  •   tarynmarisa @diggitydave ...awkward? 3w
  •   diggitydave Uh not. People eat dogs in plenty of countries. Totally normal..... unless you thought I was talking about you. Then yes. That would be awkward. Eating people is rarely acceptable in most situations. 3w
  •   tarynmarisa @diggitydave No one would ever eat him. a) he is far too adorable and b) he would yield practically no meat. 3w
  •   tarynmarisa @diggitydave it's clear that you are seeing everything as a meal opportunity because you are WASTING AWAY BEFORE OUR EYES! 3w
  •   diggitydave Yeah he looks to be more balls than meat. And yes that is highly possible. I have been having some odd cravings as of late. 3w

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tarynmarisa The only thing more awesome than living with him as a little kid is living with him now. #siblingday 3mon

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tarynmarisa Every year, the sun comes out and I couldn't be more happy to live in #Portland ️🌳 Biscuit is pretty much a champion of the park. 4mon

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tarynmarisa Look at what you all did to her last night! Thanks to every one who made @neezy619 's birthday celebration so much fun! 4mon

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tarynmarisa Biscuit is just the most perfect little man. #puppylove 4mon

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tarynmarisa It's pretty difficult to get out of bed when this is happening next to you. #puppylove 5mon

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tarynmarisa Just in case anyone ever wants a really awkward wedding. 5mon

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tarynmarisa Work is officially your boyfriend when your valentines day candy comes in the form of a thank you from someone who got stuck at the airport during the snowstorm. On that note, here goes 11 hours of food service industry fun! Remember, if you can't afford to tip 20%, you can't afford to take your boo out. Happy Valentine's Day, folks! 5mon
  •   eriknmt Whoever that was knows the way to your heart. 5mon

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tarynmarisa Literally the same time every year, I remember how perfect this album is. It makes for a fantastic commute. 5mon

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tarynmarisa Having an efficient heating system in my apartment has ruined me. I wake up and my windows tell me it's lovely outside! And it's at least 74 degrees inside, so how cold can it be?
Answer: very cold. It is very fucking cold.
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tarynmarisa Biscuit was slightly traumatized by his bath last night, but now he's so clean! 🚿 6mon

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tarynmarisa I pretty much kicked Monday's ass. And then I made cookies. 6mon

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tarynmarisa There's a Shel Silverstein joke in the middle of my walk to the max, and it's a pretty rad start to every work day. #wherethesidewalkends 6mon
  •   ryansmeef Light in the Attic was my jam growing up 6mon
  •   tarynmarisa @ryansmeef it's officially a part of my plan after work to go to powell's and buy both. 6mon

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tarynmarisa I was that idiot standing in the hallway of the airport taking a picture of the wall so you guys could see this. You're welcome. Happy Friday! If you're flying through #pdx come see me and gimme yo money! 6mon

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tarynmarisa The first thing I cooked myself in my new apartment was macaroni and cheese, and I ate it in bed. #grownup 7mon

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  •   will_d That is an amazing couch. 7mon
  •   tarynmarisa @will_d if you would like to fetch it from the trash area behind my old apartment, feel totally empowered to do so. 7mon
  •   will_d Sounds like an idea, but I have neither need nor means. Thanks anyway! Was it yours? 7mon
  •   tarynmarisa @will_d it was indeed. 7mon
  •   will_d Wait -- where are you moving? 7mon
  •   jephierudeboy Looks like the perfect nap couch 4mon

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tarynmarisa MidgetMitch Does Portland. 7mon

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