tarynmarisaWork is officially your boyfriend when your valentines day candy comes in the form of a thank you from someone who got stuck at the airport during the snowstorm. On that note, here goes 11 hours of food service industry fun! Remember, if you can't afford to tip 20%, you can't afford to take your boo out. Happy Valentine's Day, folks!4w
eriknmt Whoever that was knows the way to your heart.
tarynmarisaHaving an efficient heating system in my apartment has ruined me. I wake up and my windows tell me it's lovely outside! And it's at least 74 degrees inside, so how cold can it be?
Answer: very cold. It is very fucking cold.1mon
tarynmarisaI was that idiot standing in the hallway of the airport taking a picture of the wall so you guys could see this. You're welcome. Happy Friday! If you're flying through #pdx come see me and gimme yo money! 2mon
tarynmarisaIt's kind of like one of those sketch picture things where Jesus is like...lurking there watching someone do their thing, except (in our case), Jesus is a cultist that hangs out near pioneer square, wears flip flops and linen pantsuits when it's 45 degrees outside, and tells you that you are a part of the machine when you won't give him a cigarette.4mon
sweetgrump That cello player is some next level shit.