sloeginfizz Jacuzzi 1d

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sloeginfizz #TBT with my whole damn team, via @henrykoperski 1w

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sloeginfizz Industrial ruin porn 2w

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sloeginfizz Piano update 3w

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sloeginfizz Morning view 4w

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sloeginfizz Reflection Eternal 1mon

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sloeginfizz SUCH a GORGEOUS day to go out and sink into depressive introspection 🌞🌞 1mon
  •   lucycarin i really like this one...i mean so... 1mon

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sloeginfizz Neighborhood watch 1mon

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sloeginfizz ....okay 1mon

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sloeginfizz Coney Island, w/ @breij 2mon

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sloeginfizz My girl back home 2mon

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sloeginfizz The doors to this library are fricken cool as hell imo 2mon
  •   schmidleo Masonic Temple? 2mon
  •   sloeginfizz @schmidleo it's a library in prospect park, brooklyn. but there's probably some sort of Masonic or illuminati glyphs hidden in there 2mon
  •   schmidleo Yeah or Scientology. Remember Scientology? Wasn't that a Hoot! 2mon
  •   ryangaff Love the central library. It's like church for books. 2mon
  •   vovku 2mon

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sloeginfizz Just got off a flight with turbulence so bad a flight attendant was crying, someone threw up, and a lady that didn't speak english (?) clutched my leg for 20 minutes 2mon
  •   virgofemmefatale @sloeginfizz I take back what I said about the banana. You've earned it. 2mon
  •   abochanis Translation: Our plane's going down? Then baby, this ring don't mean a thing. 2mon
  •   todaysjimsawyer Mebbe she didn't get your cool young ppl slang like "bb you shook as hell and got me feelin some kinda way rn" 2mon
  •   sloeginfizz @abochanis i *did* catch something that sounded like "heej" amidst her nervous yammering 2mon
  •   sloeginfizz @todaysjimsawyer no one aboard the plane, esp the guy in front of me whose seat I was donkey kicking, appreciated me hollering TURN DOWN FOR WHAT for the entire duration of the turbulence 2mon
  •   todaysjimsawyer @sloeginfizz if you actually did that and Vined it they should just make you CEO of comedy and arrange a marriage with Shelby Fero. 2mon
  •   whatvinyldummy Oh my 2mon
  •   kaitlynclare Her hand is about a foot out of place. 2mon

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sloeginfizz Shlohmo. Toyn up. 2mon

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sloeginfizz F-hole on my roommate's upright bass 2mon

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sloeginfizz Kylie Minogue is sound checking a few feet behind me on top of a dining table. I'm gonna go touch her. 2mon

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sloeginfizz Early morning urban vagrancy. 2mon
  •   sloeginfizz @b_darko remember this place? So many pill baggies littering the ground outside this warehouse 2mon
  •   b_darko Yes! So many bag... But why were you there this morning 2mon
  •   sloeginfizz @b_darko slept for like 11 hours and woke up at 7am, bored as balls so I went on a walk 2mon

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sloeginfizz Puddle selfie seeping into a drain. 2mon
  •   schmidleo Did you make that puddle while taking this picture? Is this a personal piss puddle selfie? You've broken an instagram dimension or something 2mon
  •   sloeginfizz @schmidleo ew gross, I would never use my own pee to make a photo. I used my roommate's. 2mon
  •   hell_doe are you dick tracy 2mon
  •   sloeginfizz @hell_doe *tips canary yellow fedora* 2mon

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sloeginfizz *Damon Albarn voice* Parklife 3mon

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sloeginfizz Getting rid of bodies in the Lower East Side 3mon

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