sixteenpancakes One time? One time we saw a GATTDAMN tank on the freeway. (Photo credit to @bean_shot, who screamed TANK so loudly that I nearly crashed my momcar but who cares because TANK ON THE FREEWAY.) 9h

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sixteenpancakes Here is a portrait of @bean_shot, done by Hudson when he was three. There are many things like this in my house, things that (I'm sure) would say MEEP if they could. #meepthings 23h

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sixteenpancakes Hello, lil' corner of my house. Someday I will sit in you. I will sit in you SO HARD. 1d
  •   wildlifewonder With a good book and a glass of wine no doubt. Too bad you'll be paying college tuition by the time that shit finally goes down!!! 23h

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sixteenpancakes Hi there. Hello. Please would someone please teach my mother how to use the internet. 2d
  •   puddpirt Only if you teach mine how to work a DVD player... Cell Phone... Digital Camera... Etc. etc. etc. 2d
  •   jeffresno My parents haven't even seen the Internet. 2d
  •   jonbonjobie I've tried...uphill battle. 1d

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sixteenpancakes And then the light, it did shine upon her and the woman did say, "OH MAN THIS IS A RILLY GOOD SALAD THANK YOU @chefbess." 3d

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sixteenpancakes blargle oooof 4d

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sixteenpancakes We beached them into unconsciousness. Just beached 'em right out. 5d

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sixteenpancakes Why am I not a mermaid. 5d
  •   wildlifewonder Thanks to modern technology & insatiable capitalism, custom mermaid tails are now available on the Internet. This can happen. 5d

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sixteenpancakes MAMA THE SAND IS SO GOOD FEEL IT MAMA IT'S SO WARM 5d

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sixteenpancakes birds>humans 5d

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sixteenpancakes This gold and this blue. 5d

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sixteenpancakes We have a thing called The Commune. This is what it looks like in my head. Edgar will be the one who earns the money, @rhiannon22 will teach the children art and How to Dress (and how to curse when they're older), @hollanne will grow food and eggs and name all our farm animals, @hannahrmhc will sell our wares at a rustic-but-sparkly roadside stand, and @the_kimber_anne will manage our large herds of goats, hedgehogs, and baby manatees. We are taking applications for The Person Who Runs the Whisky Distilling Device, Maker of Flower Crowns, and various other important Commune Jobs. Apply below. (Ahem, @kequir.) 6d

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sixteenpancakes You know what, just climb up on the table. Climb right up there and stuff yer face with flag cake. 7d

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sixteenpancakes "Too loud!," she said and took her lil' birthday girl self inside for the fireworks. Happy happy, little one. 7d

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sixteenpancakes Guiness|Not Guiness 1w

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sixteenpancakes Anza 1w

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sixteenpancakes Having some rilly good snacks today, you guys. Ope. I mean watching some rilly good ballsports. Snackballing. That's it. 1w

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sixteenpancakes yellow yellow 1w

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sixteenpancakes See it's funny because it looks like vag. SO FUNNY. 1w

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