sam_ash JOSH ANDROSKY IN CHICAGO? YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT. #parlourcar #chicagocomedy #comedyexpo 25min

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sam_ash FINALLY got to see #RyanSinger last night. It was everything I could've asked for and more. He'll be at the #ComedyExposition this weekend. Check him out! #chicagocomedy #cysk 12h

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sam_ash JMB's in town and making his #CYSK debut! #chicagocomedy 1d

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sam_ash Here goes nothing. #quesarito 1d

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sam_ash Let freedom ring. #GOPTeens 3d
  •   withoutaface THE GOP HAS REALLY DONE A GREAT JOB OF CONNECTING WITH THE YOUTH THANKS TO THEIR VERNACULAR!!! 3d
  •   jpchouinard Omg. Fuck this shirt. 3d

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sam_ash Dat azz doe. 4d

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sam_ash Farty Marty bringing down the house and scaring strangers. #toottoot #chicagocomedy #entertainingjulia 4d

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sam_ash Packed #argumentsandgrievances! X-Men vs. the Avengers. Hot topics, y'all! #chicagocomedy 4d

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sam_ash He didn't want it. Rude doggy. 4d

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sam_ash When a mosquito bite no longer looks like a mosquito bite... #halp 5d
  •   kellywey Meat tenderizer. For real. Mix some with water and apply to bite. 5d
  •   stilettosanddiaperbags Ouch! Meat tenderizer and Benadryl 5d
  •   mafna Nope. Gonna have to slice it off. Jk benadryl. 5d
  •   trehmusic Hydrocortisone that like crazy! 5d
  •   nathynwithay Either your friends have weird mosquito bite remedies or you're friends with a bunch of closeted cannibals. 4d

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sam_ash A+ tweet. 5d

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sam_ash "Iggy Azalea can suck my pussy " - @katiemcvay. Just got real. #4thofjuly 6d

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sam_ash My favorite felons headlined a sold out Beat Kitchen show last night. So proud. #maskedintruder 6d

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sam_ash She's too cute. #fuckcancer 1w

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sam_ash My mom's hair started falling out this morning, little by little, so she had her friend come over to take care of the rest. Love you, mom. #fuckcancer 1w
  •   lindsaymeow She looks gorgeous. 1w
  •   devonlfallon Now she can have whatever hair she wants! Tell her to get a purple Mohawk or something. 1w
  •   patrickdcreed She is beautiful. She didn't let the disease beat her in this aspect. She has control. You should be so proud of her. She is a hero. I continue to send all of my positive vibes and keep her (and you) in my thoughts. #PMA 1w
  •   bongripsman Sending some good thoughts your way Sam 1w
  •   mollyecowan Your mom is the best. Kick it's ass, ma! 1w
  •   emily___d All the well wishes and positive vibes for your mom! 1w
  •   demiyaou Wishing nothing but positive thoughts your family's way. Your mother is stunning, hair or not. Stay strong. 1w
  •   donutguts She rocks, all the posi vibes for your mama 1w

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sam_ash Ferrero Rocher gelato on a cold, summer day. 1w

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