rylaro #tbt At Painting with a Twist for angerman's birthday last year. What are we doing this year, @aprelgerman ? 4h

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro So I bought this backpack online because BOSTON TERRIER ALL THE THINGS, but I didn't realize when the description said "Mini Backpack" it meant "Infant Backpack". Treebeard and Pocketbac included for size reference. #payattentiontodimension(s) 14h
  •   ginacomeaujewelry "The smaller the backpack, the crazier the girl", said a friend of mine once. 14h
  •   bethanyoliver So cute! Where'd you order it from? 10h
  •   rylaro @ginacomeaujewelry Better not risk keeping it then; I'd have to be committed! @bethanyoliver From Amazon! They had other bags with this same design so I'm just going to swap it out for the tote or something like that. 6h
  •   aprelgerman Did you get me a new bag too?@rylaro 1h

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro I wish you were full again, #cokeslurpee 2d
  •   sjs128 I wish they had 7-11 up here. Love me a slurpee. 2d
  •   rylaro @sjs128 What a bummer! But you have a beautiful lake in your backyard, which is not a bummer. 2d

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro You're being such a wanker today, Monday. Please go away and send Friday in your place. KTHXBYE. 3d

» LOG IN to write comment.

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro #tbt These pictures crack me up. My brother on a pony, me on a pony. I'm loving life. John...not so much. 1w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro Just like a man to try and take over the remote. 1w
  •   rylaro We were watching "Once Upon a Time in Mexico". I guess he didn't approve. 1w
  •   aundreagwen I ♡ him! 1w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro @aprelgerman Playing my "devil music" while you're gone. \m/ \m/ 1w
  •   rylaro @aprelgerman Are you ignoring me? Rood. 1w
  •   aprelgerman @rylaro turn that off!! No I'm not ignoring you I only have service now because we are in Branson. 1w
  •   rylaro @aprelgerman AIN'T. Dem's mah tunes. What does no service even mean? Did you get my text? Are you back yet? 1w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro Excuse me, your balls are showing. #bumblebeetuna 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro #tbt UFC 171 Hendricks vs. Lawler. I had "$50 and a Flask of Crown" stuck in my head for weeks. 2w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro D'awwwwww. Brother and puppy. 3w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro Puppy vs cat. I'm giving this one to the cat. 3w
  •   mrs_vantine He is so cute! I love when they get low and do that spastic thing with their arms. 3w
  •   aprelgerman @rylaro cat 1 pup 0 but he get a 100 for being so cute! 3w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro My mother's maiden name is McDonald. When I was a kid I thought that should entitle me to free (or at least discounted) happy meals. Never happened. Similar story at Ryan's Steakhouse. This is still a source of disappointment for me to this day. #childhoodwoes #whatsinaname #securityquestionanswer #IGovershare 3w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro This stupid little thread has been irritating me. But what if I cut it and my steering wheel falls apart and the airbag socks me straight in the face? Not sure it's worth the risk. 3w
  •   mrs_vantine Oh larosa, i just love how your mind plays out these lil scenarios. 3w
  •   royrpeihcir Do it! 3w
  •   rylaro @mrs_vantine I have an overdeveloped sense of paranoia is what it is. @royrpeihcir Are you implying that the risk is worth it because I could use a good punch in the gob? 3w
  •   lady_crick I would wonder the same thing 3w
  •   rylaro @lady_crick Right? It could totally maybe happen. 3w
  •   lady_crick It could! So then my little mind would think " oh if I only burned the edge then it wouldn't unravel". Then the next thought is if I did that I would probably set my whole car on fire! Not worth it. 3w
  •   rylaro @lady_crick I also thought about burning the thread. That scenario ended with the steering wheel exploding in my face. No spank you. Maybe I should glue it down. Or get a steering wheel cover. 3w
  •   lady_crick @rylaro LOL! Great minds think alike. I think you should go with the steering wheel cover. Out if sight out of mind. 3w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro This was taken on Father's Day a few years ago. At Sonic. That's how we do. #mydadisthebestdad #doubledutydad #LaRosa4Life #topwop 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro Wee Finny Finky and his cute lip 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro I walked into a job interview at a bank a little over 9 years ago wearing a duller, beat up version of these boots. Despite my poor choice in professional footwear (which remains to this day), I was hired. Today is my 9th anniversary. Holy crap. 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro #tbt Puppy Maggie Mae. I miss this little girl so much. 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro Any guesses on how much is here? Closest answer wins a virtual high five. 1mon
  •   rylaro @royrpeihcir @pokersifu Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? 4w
  •   royrpeihcir I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. 4w
  •   royrpeihcir Hansel - So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
    Derek Zoolander - And?
    Hansel - And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius. 4w
  •   rylaro @royrpeihcir @pokersifu Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way"? 4w
  •   rylaro @royrpeihcir Hansel-...Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. 4w
  •   pokersifu Derek: What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?
    Hansel: Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander? 4w
  •   royrpeihcir It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! @rylaro 4w

» LOG IN to write comment.

rylaro So cute when they do this! 1mon

» LOG IN to write comment.