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rickmaynard Caesar is very talkative today. 2w

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rickmaynard Mighty Caesar the Fajita Slayer loves @foodnetwork. 3w

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rickmaynard .@RoseanneCash at @levittshell. She said it's been 58 years since a Cash was on this stage. #WeMissYouJohnny 4w

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rickmaynard Best. Leftovers. EVER. Pork tenderloin and black beans. 1mon

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rickmaynard Pork tenderloin marinated in molasses, brown sugar, garlic, and chipotle. #yum Best thing I've ever cooked. 1mon

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rickmaynard The good news: I never cook something badly twice. The bad news: I overcooked the hell out of these ribs. Still, I learned something, so the next batch will be better. 2mon

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rickmaynard #Memphis porn #2: Basting the #ribs in @GhostRiverBrew to get them good and tender for the last stage. #yum 2mon

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rickmaynard This is #Memphis porn. #ribs 2mon

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rickmaynard Smoked salmon over polenta w/ a side of spinach. #yum 2mon

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rickmaynard Strip steak marinated in olive oil, Jack Daniels, peppercorn, coriander, and paprika. #mouthgasm 2mon

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rickmaynard I am... Doll parts... 2mon

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rickmaynard He may look innocent, but he is an incorrigible, unrepentant chicken fajita thief that just ate my 1.5 lbs of leftovers. 2mon
  •   rachel_stone I just want to squish his little face and talk to him in a goofy baby voice. 2mon
  •   rickmaynard @rachel_stone I have a vise. 2mon
  •   conlelo Awe, he was probably hungry! ;) 2mon
  •   rickmaynard @conlelo There is no end to his digestive stress today. Yet I think he would do it all over again. He looked for more on the dining room table. 2mon

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rickmaynard So glad the props department @ @3onyourside could show us what potato chips look like. #video 2mon

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rickmaynard Steak fajita nachos. Made with lean, beautifully carved skirt steak from Casa Perez on Summer. #mmm 2mon

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rickmaynard This movie was more offensive than Cannibal Holocaust. These filmmakers (and I use that term loosely ) cashed in on this young woman's tragic murder and used it as an excuse to preach. 3mon
  •   chrissiebeanie Yikes, worse than Cannibal Holocaust?!?! Must be really scraping the bottom of the barrel!!! 3mon
  •   rickmaynard @chrissiebeanie Offensive in a whole different way, but still offensive. This hunk of crap was made by some fine Christian folks that decided it was a worthwhile thing to Cashanne on the tragic murder of a young woman to push long discredited theories about a link between violence and pornography. Worse yet, they are reading excerpts from her diary, where she is wondering if she is, in the eyes of the Lord, properly serving the husband that killed her. And the filmmakers treated this like it was really something worth thinking about. 3mon
  •   chrissiebeanie Uggghh that is fucking awful. Who is funding this shite?!?!? 3mon

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rickmaynard I feel safe in calling the great ravioli experiment a success. #mamamia 3mon

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rickmaynard Ravioli. The next batch will be easier. #mamamia 3mon
  •   trypndave Do you deliver? 3mon
  •   rickmaynard @trypndave It's my first batch. You might want to wait for the next one. I have no idea how good this is going to be. The sauce came out good but that is all I can vouch for this point. My dog was very happy with the noodles scraps. 3mon
  •   trypndave Looks tasty! 3mon
  •   rickmaynard @trypndave let's hope it is! I've got a lady coming over for dinner. 3mon
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rickmaynard Future ravioli. #mamamia 3mon

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rickmaynard Caribbean jerk chicken, brown rice, and black beans with fat-free cheddar sprinkled on top. 3mon

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rickmaynard Grilled cod marinated in chipotle lime reduction with roasted sweet potato home fries and a homemade roll. #veryspicy 3mon

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