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portiamaserati 1 Across made my day. Thank you, #NewYorkTimesCrossword. 2mon

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portiamaserati Kozy serving us Love Child realness... 4mon

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portiamaserati Me finding out I'm off probation... 4mon

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Earlybird Audrey Hempburn.
portiamaserati Good morning. Good hair. Good vibes. Good everything. 4mon

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Nashville Audrey Hempburn.
portiamaserati Gots ta fluff the bangs... #fluffer #work #selfie #dressesnsweaters 4mon
  •   lildilg Have you lost weight? You look good! 4mon
  •   the313amazon Lookin good bew 4mon
  •   portiamaserati @the313amazon thanks, bb. 4mon
  •   portiamaserati @lildilg thank you! I miss your face so muuuuch!! btw, I lost like 30ish, gained 5 back, now I'm on a half-assed mission to lose 30 more. 4mon
  •   lildilg I miss your face too!! Keep it up girl you look great!! 4mon

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Normal Audrey Hempburn.
portiamaserati Yup, that serious. #Soundset2014 #VIPonly 4mon

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portiamaserati That's that ish I do like. #YaySpring #SuckItWinter 4mon

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portiamaserati Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! #billnye #jayz #gangsta #sciencesotrill 4mon

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portiamaserati ...as I flat-iron my unicorn lookin-ass hair. #thuglife 😎 4mon

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portiamaserati "I knew Portia picked 'Anal beads!!!'" - Mallory
#iwin #cardsagainsthumanity
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  •   cubbypaw @portiamaserati You should down load the app: Rotten Apples. It is free, and is just like this game! 5mon

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portiamaserati So basically, I thought it was cute to wear a picnic basket... #TBT #80sbaby #90skid #croppedthescrunchieout 5mon

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portiamaserati My lil struggle meal. All natural, tho. #greenbeans #macandcheese #annies #iputgarlicineverything 5mon
  •   thejoj Two of my favs! #jealous 5mon
  •   portiamaserati @thejoj don't be jealous *in my Beyoncé voice* 5mon
  •   portiamaserati @murrburry it is! The only pain in the ass is the cheese takes forever to like, declump. But I guess that's a good sign of it not having any crazy additives like non-caking agents or whatevz. 5mon
  •   thejoj @murrburry @portiamaserati I really like Annie's, I feel like it's the best for not-Kraft. I use lots of salt/pepper/and uncured hot dogs. 5mon
  •   portiamaserati @thejoj sounds so gooood. 5mon
  •   thejoj Fun tip: boil the hot dogs, then cook the noodles in the salty hot dog water- it's gives it that extra lil' sumsumthn. 5mon

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portiamaserati ...my hair matches my ink. #neato 5mon

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