moistpork Civic Center, Denvah. 2mon

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moistpork New shades. Bring on the sun. 3mon

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moistpork Colorado's pretty rad. 3mon

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moistpork This look about sums it all up today. 4mon

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moistpork Lipgloss on my mimosa glass, and IDGAF. Rooftop brunch on a fine, sunny Sunday, and all is right with my world. 4mon

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moistpork Miss you guys. 4mon

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4mon moistpork
Normal Porker
moistpork I love daylight savings. Beer on a patio. Yum. 4mon

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moistpork I have a "top secret" drawer in my desk that I booby trap with tampons, in case anybody starts snooping. 4mon

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moistpork I call this look Beetlejuice Chic. Enjoy. 4mon

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moistpork Fuck this weather. Also: All I've got left in me is selfies, apparently. Sorry, guys. I'll eye roll at myself later, mkay? 5mon

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moistpork I like to smile when I'm feeling blue, because it reminds me that everything is going to be okay. 5mon

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5mon moistpork
Earlybird Porker
moistpork I wanted to post a selfie of myself to prove I do things other than sit in my car. Like get into bed by 7. Tshirt. Undies. Socks. Blankie. Aaaaaaaah. 5mon
  •   seatownassassin Ha! I've been eagerly awaiting it ever since I got out of it this morning. 5mon
  •   mellimelle You are my idol. 5mon
  •   bitchyjess_ Add wine and that's exactly what I've been doing! 5mon
  •   tstoli You def look better in a low cut shirt tho! #justsayin 5mon
  •   el_dinger31 Moist selfies are good , wait what? 5mon
  •   mcchokenutz Lets see the blankie. 5mon
  •   kerryabdow Aw, you look so pretty! 5mon
  •   yuckybot I thought you lived in your car 5mon

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moistpork Pretty sick of looking like the Michelin man 5mon
  •   mcvittles not true bc I've never thought about dry humping the Michelin man 5mon
  •   moistpork @mcvittles you have to get through all these layers of clothes first, but okay. If you insist. :) 5mon
  •   mcvittles I'm pretty determined. 5mon
  •   rogueshadows217 Moist pork is back! ATLApproved 5mon
  •   maddad If that's a man, I'm gay. 5mon
  •   blondedreams I'd Michelin you all day. 5mon
  •   hipchkk Hello, gorgeous! 5mon

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moistpork It's pretty awesome to be adored by something so intensely. Animals make the world a better place. 5mon

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moistpork Always in the dang car. 5mon

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moistpork My fridge. I'm a classy bitch like dat. 6mon

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moistpork You miss my selfies. These are not the droids you're looking for. 6mon

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moistpork Today, we buried my stepfather. He served in WWII as a paratrooper and received full military honors, including a 21 Gun Salute. He was married to my mother 31 years. They simply adored each other. Today was an amazing celebration of his life. Which was amazing.
Rest in Peace, Dan Silva. 1926 - 2014.
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moistpork News flash. It's fucking freezing. 6mon

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moistpork Not a bad morning view to end 2013. Wishing you all a safe and joyous evening, and an amazing 2014. 6mon

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