missladyflex
Dana Swanson
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I write haha tv things on Adult Swim and make funfun booty jams in Le Sexoflex from our Buttlanta fortress. I post CAT NEWS & UNFORTUNATE BRAIN NEWS.

missladyflex [ T | M | L | O ]  16h
Dana Swanson Normal

tags #brba, #breakingbad,

  @csiobhan, @baconeda, @longdistanceman, @maiopia,

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  • missladyflex Just pulled this out of Forrester's mouth. What is it? No idea if it stung him or not since cats don't communicate pain too well. #catnews #bugs #whatbugisthis   2d
  • blairsatellite Enlisting the bug knowledge of the husband unit, please hold for updates!   2d
  • blairsatellite Judson thinks it's a winged red ant. I think it's gross and you are brave for touching it. Also, props to your cat.   2d
  • missladyflex @blairsatellite haha thanks! That was fast! I just measured it--it's around 2cm long just to give you an idea of scale. Do they make ants that big? Yeowch.   2d
  • brianparris The collective Parris family chimes in with flying ant and agrees with Judson. Cat = Boss   2d
  • conchitadelmundo wtf??? was he mad at you for robbing him of his snackertons?   2d
  • _splatalie I really appreciate your use of the metric system in this post.   2d

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missladyflex [ T | M | L | O ]  6d
Dana Swanson Lo-fi
  @handleycapped, @tytherobot, @maunzter, @stewmart,

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missladyflex [ T | M | L | O ]  2w
Dana Swanson no filter

tags #kittennews,

  @nicksteever, @sonenmusic, @t_spoon, @lilbabypenguin,

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  • missladyflex White screen. What does it mean? #techsupport #uhoh   2w
  • _raygun Does it chime when you start computer? If so, restart with shift key down. Wait for desktop. Then restart again (don't hold shift key this time). Or... Call me.   2w
  • tytherobot D:   2w
  • bc9000 Nooooooo! I hope you have a back up:(   2w
  • missladyflex Thanks guys! Getting an official death certificate so I can order a new one.   2w
  • missladyflex Hard drive seems ok. It's the actual machine that's crying.   2w
  • lilbabypenguin Oh no!! Have you tried smacking with a hammer?   2w
  • marcilagan Blerg!   2w
  • jennyclarkjennyclark Jesus is coming!   2w

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missladyflex [ T | M | L | O ]  3w
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  @cmichaelbarnes, @valentrina, @faguerreotype, @lvcey,
  • missladyflex Regrampa from @sonenmusic! We're playing and hosting and putting microphones in places they don't belong for Laserbeam Kitty tomorrow. Terminal West. Come shake it w Le Sexoflex, Sonen, Cousin Dan, Technicult, and Electric Sons plus some smart DJ people and art kids! What is even happening?!?   3w

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missladyflex [ T | M | L | O ]  3w
Dana Swanson no filter
  @jennyclarkjennyclark, @nightteras, @weasley_snipes, @banjocarbo,

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missladyflex [ T | M | L | O ]  4w
Dana Swanson Lo-fi
  @nuclearbanana, @bc9000, @munchkinhead, @teenage_rampage,
  • munchkinhead Samesies!!! Just on 400...   4w
  • missladyflex OMG I'm at the beach and definitely not stuck on Moreland!   4w

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missladyflex [ T | M | L | O ]  4w
Dana Swanson no filter

tags #cometomypool,

  @walkieee, @robotrav, @teenage_rampage, @gonzspider39,

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missladyflex [ T | M | L | O ]  4w
Dana Swanson no filter
  @megankleahy, @conchitadelmundo, @walkieee, @teenage_rampage,
  • missladyflex @eddieray666   4w
  • missladyflex Chicken bone sighting at fourteenth and spring   4w
  • melkface That's good carb-free eatin' after 6   4w
  • willy_clement I think a scrappy lookin chicken wing is one of the sure signs that you are in Atlanta. There is no other place that I have ever witness so many gnarled chicken sticks!   3w

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missladyflex [ T | M | L | O ]  4w
Dana Swanson X-Pro II
  @csiobhan, @nightteras, @nichtklug, @scarymfer,

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  • missladyflex OMG guys I'm in Barcelona too! This is definitely not Downtown Decatur!!!   4w
  • longdistanceman Bearcelona   4w
  • missladyflex @longdistanceman Bonerlonea   4w
  • missladyflex @avocadohno it was jumpin tonight! We had a Leon's / Paper Plane date instead, but we're pretty curious about this possibly-not-a-drug-front establishment.   4w
  • avocadohno It looks way more exciting than the definitely-a-drug-front establishment that was there before. ... Bonerlonea hahaha!   4w
  • nightteras Good steak and pork tacos!   4w
  • cfilm1 Hola   4w
  • leighsk How is that place?   4w
  • jezdw Errrbody Barcelona and not us.   4w

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