mindovermatthew My penis can only get so erect... 4h

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mindovermatthew I've been playing the same game of uno for two hours 22h

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mindovermatthew I used to look like such a dork 1w

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mindovermatthew Typical before work picture number five thousand and one 1w

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mindovermatthew This is all I've eaten today. The struggle is real. #cantwaituntilpayday 2w

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mindovermatthew I can see this becoming addicting 2w

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mindovermatthew Fresh cutz on deck 3w

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mindovermatthew It's too nice out to work. 3w

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mindovermatthew So this happened. 4w

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mindovermatthew So tired. Hate snow. Want qdoba. Standard Matt Quinlan problems. 4w

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mindovermatthew Yes please 4w

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mindovermatthew Love at first meow 1mon

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mindovermatthew Fuzzy nerd pirate 1mon

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mindovermatthew Today has been the worst. 1mon
  •   larlarlauren I hope it turns out to be surprisingly good :) 1mon

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mindovermatthew I am 93.5% dead inside right now. #darksouls #sotired #fuckwork 1mon

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mindovermatthew I'm prepared to die. 1mon
  •   silfern Or I can be an idiot and completely forget where the forest is 1mon
  •   mindovermatthew It's past the bonfire down some stairs at Marjole or whatever it's called 1mon
  •   silfern O I found it. Did you make the jump to the left and get the items? 1mon
  •   mindovermatthew Idk what you're talking about lol. The last interesting item I got was a flaming sword from a cave that was on fire. 1mon
  •   silfern Did you get the mansion key? 1mon
  •   mindovermatthew What mansion key? I died when that crow drops the giant knight on the roof of the castle. 1mon
  •   silfern When you get to the second bonfire in the forest then go down the ladder and see the halberd guys. You can drop off the roots to the right and follow that until you find a guy obsessed with maps. Talk to him enough and he gives you the key for when you go back to the town 1mon
  •   mindovermatthew God dammit I'm already missing stuff 1mon

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mindovermatthew I think it captures my essence quite perfectly. 2mon
  •   redneck_superstar_ With all the items I got, I look nothing like what I started as 2mon

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mindovermatthew This should hold me over 2mon

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mindovermatthew I need a haircut 2mon

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