mdswanson Guys it's the back of Sam Smith's head 3d

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Valencia Matthew Swanson

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mdswanson Bike broke down and this cat @sol_lux just literally showed up out of nowhere and figured out the ish, thanks homie I owe you one 2w

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mdswanson Winner of the white guy award at the Juicy J show 2w

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mdswanson Then there was this guy last night 3w

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mdswanson A visit to my spiritual home w/ @thajessiah regram from @prawm 4w

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mdswanson So... There is a straight up booger on the Canada Revenue assessment I just opened. HUMAN SNOT ON MY ASSESSMENT. 4w

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mdswanson Just so behind on my membership dues 1mon

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1mon mdswanson
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mdswanson This guy was suuuper unsure of his look and kept looking up to see if people were looking at him, got to own that tuck slick! 1mon

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mdswanson #tbt to last Thursday when mama raccoon on the right straight up charged at me full steam before I turned the hose on at the last second and sent her flying into my basement window well while yelling "no" repeatedly in a terrified high-pitched voice 1mon

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2mon mdswanson
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mdswanson Back on the road finally 2mon

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mdswanson Not the worst office 2mon
  •   rebeecks Some things never change 2mon
  •   aleysay Tastes better in stolen cups. 2mon
  •   mdswanson @rebeecks @aleysay I love that the two hidden messages about my past were uncovered by you two sleuths in mere seconds 2mon
  •   hervador Do tell... 2mon
  •   mdswanson @hervador 1. I risked cuban prison when I stole that cup from the hotel nacional in Havana, and 2. I was formerly a big fan of tiny body builders. 2mon

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mdswanson Cool geisha bro @tashfoolery 2mon

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2mon mdswanson
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mdswanson I have no idea who just texted me 2mon

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mdswanson Fuckin baseball dog 2mon
  •   kovnatural I'm here too! Section 120. Watching you... 2mon
  •   mdswanson 116... Wave at me 2mon

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mdswanson Clown quartet that greeted children at the CNE entrance 70 years ago 2mon

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2mon mdswanson
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mdswanson Started from the bottom @corieal 2mon

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mdswanson I hear there's a basketball game tonight so I'm hitching a ride with this guy @corieal 2mon
  •   karihens Is that a Pierce Arrow? 2mon
  •   mdswanson @karihens No but I wish it was, think those came standard with a tommy gun compartment 2mon
  •   karihens Still very classy. Many years of happiness to you both with or without tommy gun compartments! 2mon

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3mon mdswanson
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mdswanson Baby Love, Miami style 3mon

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mdswanson Not the worst 3mon

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