lucas_xavier96 The fair was fair with this fair lady #buichuggedthewholelemonaid 2w

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lucas_xavier96 Quality literature on the beach with the Lady McBabe 3w

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lucas_xavier96 May 5, 2014. A day history was made. The day the track team beat the swim team in the track vs swim relay. But more importantly, the day the Track D Team beat the Swim D Team. A team so nobel, so valiant, so patriotic, that they brought Coach Geiger to tears with their performance. A team where each member ran and swam like the offspring of Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps. A team...no...not a team...a family...a family of winners. D Team now. D Team forever. #tbt #PeaceLoveDTeam 2mon

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lucas_xavier96 We are both extremely honored to receive the "Most Attractive Couple" award last night! Thank you all for your votes! 2mon

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lucas_xavier96 As Abraham Lincoln once said, "Swag is for boys, class is for men." Twin day with the man, the myth, the legend, @johnny_lawson 2mon

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lucas_xavier96 Best time of the year 4mon

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lucas_xavier96 Sometimes you just gotta blindfold your girlfriend, take her to a super naturey spot overlooking a dam, and use the pickup line "DAM you fine!" Shoutout to tuxedo shirts for being classy AND comfortable. Happy Valentines Day @corinaaleee 5mon

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lucas_xavier96 (Part 4 of 54) After days of searching, Patrick has began to lose hope in his search for Pax. So Patrick sat there on the sun. Crying. And crying. And crying. Manly, manly tears. Suddenly, a ship landed near where Patrick was crying. A man came out. A man so noble and elegant he dressed in all white armor. Seeing that Patrick's MANtears were burning out the sun, he brought out a gun and began to fire at Patrick. However, his aim was off and he missed all of his shots. Could this be warning shots? Or the fact that he's a storm trooper? (let's be honest their aim was awful throughout all the Star Wars movies). The man in white asked Patrick why and how he was on the sun and why he was MANcrying. After explaining the heartbreaking story of the loss of Pax and his hair *que teenage girls crying* and a coverup story saying that Patrick wasn't crying it was just his allergies acting up, the man in white explained to Patrick that the same exact thing happened to him, 27 years ago. He's been on a mission since then to find D'Jasper. Our hero and the man in white (we'll call him Craig) joined forces and vowed to find D'Jasper together. Will our hero and newly formed team member Craig ever find D'Jasper?! Find out next time when I feel like writing part 5! @patrocious_d 5mon

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lucas_xavier96 (Part 3 of 54) As they reached the sun and took countless selfies, our heroes Pat and Pax were having the time of their lives. Making history and memories all at the same time. What could go wrong? Why, only if the sun beast D'Jasper attacked! But what are the odds of that? Very high apparently. Because as soon as Pat and Pax were about to leave, a fire ball struck Pat in the head, burning all of his hair, and knocking him into a state of shock. As that happened, 10,000 teenage girls cried and they had no idea why they were crying. As Pat was struck down, D'Jasper took Pax away from him. And they ran. And ran. And ran. Into the unknown of the sun. Leaving Pat, the now shaved and striking young man he is, all by himself, in search of Pax and hungry as ever for revenge. @patrocious_d 5mon

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lucas_xavier96 (Part 2 of 54) After days of running, our valiant and noble hero and his fellow companion have done the impossible. With great courage, speed, and SPF 5,778K sunscreen, Patrick and Pax have made it to the sun. I know you all may be saying silly irrelevant things like, "how is that even possible?" or "who wants to go to the sun?" or "is there wifi up there?" All of these things can be answered with ease. Anything is possible when you follow your dreams. And boy did Pat and Pax follow their dream. As the great Chazz Michael Michaels once said, “Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them.” Just like Louis, Pat and Pax are up there now. Laughing. And laughing. And laughing. At all who doubted them. From the sun. 🌞#sassybutsophisticatedsaturday @patrocious_d 6mon
  •   lucas_xavier96 Don't you worry @ray_smith I have a lot in store for this life changing story 6mon
  •   ray_smith @lucas_xavier96 life changing or life altering? 6mon
  •   lucas_xavier96 Stay tuned @ray_smith 6mon
  •   ray_smith aright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright 6mon
  •   atticusm It's mind bottling 6mon
  •   lovelyrita310 you are so special. 6mon
  •   boxavier1 Hey Lucas, just want you to know my Dad worked on Apollo 7,8,9,10,11 & 12. It was Neil Armstrong that walked the Moon landing on Apollo 11. Just want You to know. Aloha & Much Love From Maui!!! See you In June!! 5mon
  •   lucas_xavier96 Haha I was just quoting a movie @boxavier1 I'm aware that Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. I didn't know that about your dad though! Very interesting! Can't wait to see you in June! 5mon

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lucas_xavier96 And as I told him for the third time, "Patrick, you can't run into the sun! You'll burn and die!" But knowing Patrick, I knew he wouldn't listen. He never listened to negative comments when he was on a mission. And boy was he on one. What is this mission you ask? Why, it was a mission to follow his dream. A dream so beautiful, so passionate, so great, that he took his dog Pax with him. And so they ran. And ran. And ran. Into the sun. 🌞#sassybutsophisticatedsaturday @patrocious_d 6mon

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lucas_xavier96 @kienan_kill_em_bui and I free climbed a mountain. What did you do today? #onlyoneofusdied 6mon

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lucas_xavier96 Welcome to the family, beautiful 7mon

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lucas_xavier96 Christmas is cool, and so is @corinaaleee #scute 7mon

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lucas_xavier96 Can a Christmas present this year beat the Air Hogs RC SkyWinder? Doubt it. #rip #didntseethetreecoming 7mon

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lucas_xavier96 THE LUCKY STACHE STRIKES AGAIN! MOST INTENSE GAME!! #ROLLDONS 7mon

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lucas_xavier96 So yeah. Don't forget to do your homework. 8mon

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lucas_xavier96 So today sucked. Rest In Peace Avatar Pumpkin #nofilter #okmaybealittlefilterontheleftone 8mon

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lucas_xavier96 That one time Coach Vilven met Jake From Statefarm. #nofilter #gameplanwin 8mon

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