lifeofwally Oh hay guys, Wally here (not pictured, unfortunately). My sister Abby says Happy New Year! But she asked for her seashell to be covered up, because she's a mother effin' lady. 1y

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lifeofwally Yeah that's right, I sat my sweet ass down right on my mommy's laptop. I do what I want! #sorrynotsorry 1y

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lifeofwally Oh hay guyz! What up homies? I'm sunbathin' it UP! Don't hate me cuz you ain't me! But I love all y'all! 1y

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lifeofwally Can we get a "what! what!" For puppy butts?! Oh yeah, check out this view, ladies! But dudes, don't check out my sisters butt or else I'll cut you. #bigbro 1y

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lifeofwally Oh hay guyz. *sigh* I'm sad. This is what I look like when my Mom leaves for work. Look at me. All little and cute. But apparently that's not enough for her to stay home with me. That's rude as shit. 1y

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lifeofwally Oh hayyyy guyz! Do you like my portrait? With my teefs?! 1y

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lifeofwally Oh hay guyz! This is how I like to chillax. All sorts of on top of my sissy, Abby. What of it? 1y

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lifeofwally Oh hay guyz, I'm really concerned right now that there is something behind me. Can't you tell by my concerned eyebrows? Well anyway, is there?! 1y

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lifeofwally What up ho's? Just thought I'd give you another picture since I've been slacking! This is my modeling pose. I'm going to submit it to Calvin Klein, so I can model some undies. I told Abby to look sexy, but she didn't listen, that beech. Ah well. 1y

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lifeofwally GUYZ, WE LIKE TREATS!!! 1y
  •   texankay Abby looks much bigger. How do you like her Wally? Does she have her own account? 1y
  •   lifeofwally @kyleeskittens I know right? I am soooo sorry! My Mom has been all busy with her new job and shiz. It's BS I tell ya! I have more pics, shall I post them?! 1y
  •   lifeofwally @texankay She IS so big! That beech is like 5 pounds already! I am scurd she will be bigger than me. I do love her. I make her chase me all the time... It's AWESOME! And no, she doesn't have her own account. 1y
  •   kyleemoo42 Aw work sucks  But yes more cute pics of your furry lil booty!! 1y
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  •   texankay Hehe, glad y'all get along! Excited to see more pictures of you both! =) 1y
  •   jazminflor1 Such a cutie 1y
  •   jessjames17 He's so big now! 1y

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lifeofwally Oh HAY GUYZ. If you could be a peach and get me the number to the puppy abuse hotline, that would be much appreciated. Mmmkay? Mmmkay. Kthanxbye. #SadElephant 2y

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lifeofwally What up suckahs?! Like my adult teefs? Do I look scary?! I'm not growling. My lips just get stuck under like that, showing mah teefs, when I've been chewing on a toy or some shiznit like that. Anyway, how are you all? Long time no talk mah peeps! 2y

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lifeofwally I mean... What IS this crap?! 2y

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lifeofwally Whelp. That happened. I have a new sister named Abby. So... this is my life now... 😐 2y

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lifeofwally ...the fluck is this shiz?! What. the. h. e. double hockey sticks. is. wrong. with my Mom? 2y

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lifeofwally OH HAYYYY GUYZ! Do you like my pose? I call it "Romantical pose if I were on the cover of a romance novel, and I had some bitch (what? That's what we call female dogs, duh.) gazing into my eyes". That's the title of this pose. Anyway, that's not why we are here today. We are here today because apparently my Ma went out and got herself a job. Ugh. I mean, really, what the feck? She put me in my puppy tent this morning before she left! Ugh! So I couldn't annoy the crap out of Taco, the cat, like I normally do every morning. Screwed up my whole routine. So rude. Anyway, I ACTED all excited when she came home. Like, so excited I nibbled on her a bit because I couldn't contain myself. But really, I didn't care. I'm mad, y'all! This bish needs to get her act together and stay home and play with me! #hellarude 2y

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lifeofwally HAY guyz! You know what's new favorite game is? To spin my toy around and around until I get dizzy and then fall over. I am the shiz at that game! Like a boss. 2y

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lifeofwally Guyz! Guyz! LOOK! I did it again! Hahaha what a sucker my Mommy is. I rule this house, bitches! 2y
  •   lifeofwally @afhotkiss Oh hayyyy! 2y
  •   lifeofwally @gou_gou Ohhh thanks, you're just too kind! 2y
  •   lifeofwally @helllonadia Um, I'm pretty sure this is TOTALLY normal. Also, I love Britney! Hook it UP! 2y
  •   lifeofwally @khloe_rivera Let's be friends and tear through TP together! 2y
  •   nadiaoseguera Hahahaha 2y
  •   sheils_gale22 Hi would you like to enter my pet dog and puppy competion?!? All you have to do is enter a cute photo (of puppies or dogs) and tag them under #2012scutestpup then wait to see if you win! There will be first second and third place but you can only enter two pictures or you will be disqualified 2y
  •   bestillinthestorm @lifeofwally Hi! I asked you about some potty training tips a while ago! My dog recently got ran over and killed. I just wanted to thank you for the tips. I did do the things you told me and he did get potty trained! So I did get to keep him. But thank you! 1y

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lifeofwally Oh hay guyz. My Mommy made me sit in front of the mess I made. She's trying to teach me a lesson or something, I don't even know. Bish was all like, "I'm taking your picture because you were a bad boy and everyone will see." and yada yada yada. But little does she know, I'm PROUD of this. I mean look at all that toilet paper!!! Awesome. It was a yummy snackity snack, too! 2y

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lifeofwally Oh hayyyy guyz! I just wanted you to meet mah Uncle Brinkley! I met him for the first time about 2 weeks ago. We pretty much hit it off. He chased me around the couch all the time! And he would hump me sometimes. I think that's illegal in some states? But I'd just chew on my toy and didn't pay attention, even if he humped, like, my face or something. Whatevs. I like to think of it as a bonding experience, yaknowwhatimsayin'?! 2y

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