laurentoad HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL MA. I love this woman with all of mi crazing and I don't know where I would be with out her. She has been there with me in the best and worst times of my 19 year-old life and always supports me. Thank you so much, Lily, for being there for me and loving me, supporting me, and always making me laugh, and liking the rap music I introduce you to. You are truly a beautiful person and I am blessed that you are the person God chose to guide me through life. I love you and remember: these hoes ain't loyal. #hbdboo 5d

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laurentoad cheesin' for no reason #bars 2w

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laurentoad bish whet 3w

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laurentoad *sweats while trying to work on selfie game* 2mon

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laurentoad Septum piercing comin' atcha in summer 2014 5mon
  •   feeniks Ewwwwwwww noooo 5mon
  •   laurentoad @feeniks ew no one was asking you 5mon
  •   feeniks I know you were hoping to get my opinion :) 5mon
  •   feeniks "I wonder what Phoenix will think..." 5mon
  •   victoriaarciniega I totally have been wanting one soooo bad for a long time, get it!!!! 5mon
  •   laurentoad @victoriaarciniega dude I'm like 100% positive I will! And you def should, it would look so good with your face and nose 5mon
  •   victoriaarciniega Awww I so wpuld but my mom is completely against it but omg imma envy yours when you get it!! 5mon
  •   thesavageflesh Girl do it!!! Let's be twins!!!! 5mon

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laurentoad Team Raise Da Roof being sick as ever. #ThatsHowWeDoIt #Buckiserv #HFHPuntaGorda 7mon

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laurentoad Yes, there are purses and heels on my button up, short-sleeve shirt; yes, I am 19, it is finals week, and I think I'm about to embark upon my first mid-life crisis. Yes, I will mostly turn to Wendy's chicken nuggets and Doritos as my comfort food. #transformationtuesday #fromdiaperstodramaticallysobbingaboutschool 7mon

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  •   oliviacoady Drake back there thinkin bout his ex 8mon
  •   laurentoad @oliviacoady aka me in the future 8mon
  •   larissylove Food,sleep & Netflix I'm with you laureneezy! I miss you gorgeous! Hang in there 8mon
  •   _lorimartinez This is so artsy like you can kind of see your door knob, but like you kind of can't. Whoa 8mon
  •   laurentoad @_lorimartinez lol are you stupid 8mon
  •   _lorimartinez @laurentoad idk. The results haven't come in yet. 8mon
  •   laurentoad @larissylove thanks for the support, babe ️ Only like 20 more days, girl and we are golden for some free passes to the hospital for when we go into cardiac arrest from excess turkey ingestion. #holla 8mon
  •   larissylove No problem laureneezy muffin️ I hope there's Netflix at the hospital 8mon

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laurentoad Swiggity sween I'm finally nineteen #awkwardages #birthdays #latergram 10mon

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laurentoad For a more thorough understanding, read these sentences in order of pictures being shown from left to right:

It's 4 AM and I just saw a huge bug continuously flying into my room's fluorescent light fixture. 1) why do you have wings if your eyes don't work; 2) calm down.

WHEN I RAN FROM MY ROOM TO ASSESS THE SITUATION, IT DISAPPEARED. NOBODY HAS TIME FOR GAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT

Realized I don't have bug spray so I'll go to CVS to buy some but, "oops, you're wearing that wack ass scarf on your head, looking all kinds of crusty, plus your car is blocked so nope"

I have my first biology midterm at 9 AM and nowhere to sleep. Do I look amused? #whatkindofsickgame
10mon

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  •   vivodolce I know we use to not like each other in high school but then high school ended and you were nice to me then I realized that I actually like you! Have a great birthday! Get drunk and laid and shit. 10mon
  •   laurentoad @imnotnoellechristine LOL noelle but I secretly loved you in high school so uh 10mon
  •   laurentoad @imnotnoellechristine also thank you, girl I didn't get drunk but I think sleeping counts as getting laid. 10mon

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laurentoad 12mon

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laurentoad So, my hair grew. It grew like an inch or two but IT GREW. #holla 12mon

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laurentoad Happy birthweek to my beautiful and loving mother. You are my inspiration and the reason why I am where I am today. Thank you for all that you do, and know that it's not in vain. I love you, mom and and keep that pimp hand strong. 1y

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laurentoad New frames, yo. #glasses 1y

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laurentoad Color Run with the track stars. #colorvibe 1y

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laurentoad Happy birthday to my gorgeous big little sister, Jacqueline. Even though I always tease you, I love you because: you cute, nigga, you cute. 1y

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laurentoad Happy birthday to this lame ass. I love you a lot and I'm so honored to call you my best friend because you've literally been there for me through it all. You are such a irelligent, beautiful, and headstrong young lady and basically I'm your mom, which is why I said young lady and why I call you mija 24/7. I mean, you're old but I'm sure I'll have a few more years of you, so das Gucci. Anyways, what I'm trying to say, chola, is that you're an okay person and if you called me from jail in the middle of the night I probably wouldn't wake up. #butforealyouprollytheloveofmylife #serenavanderwoodsensbday @loriannabanana 1y

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