kjnyc I wonder if Beyoncé was like, “Jay!!! Katie is coming to our concert tonight!!!” 18h

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kjnyc According to the Mayo Clinic, the total transit time through the human digestive system is roughly 50 hours.

So, those grasshoppers should definitely be out by Tuesday. #FoodPorn
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kjnyc “You gotta cooooordinate.”
#SleepyStraphangers
1w

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kjnyc ... found it. 3w

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kjnyc Chalk and raindrops ... 3w

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kjnyc Words from this morning's run ... 4w

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kjnyc @watchj, how do we get Ann Coulter to read one of my mean tweets? 4w

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kjnyc Because #FathersDay. 4w

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kjnyc ... that heart tattoo, bro? #SleepyStraphangers 1mon

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kjnyc I don't often take selfies, but when I do, I prefer #mustache. 1mon

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kjnyc Because #sorors. 1mon

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kjnyc So ... at what point does one just really stop caring that the AirTrain arrives every two minutes?
#HeDidNotGetOnWithTheRestOfUs #HeMightStillBeThere #TellHimISaidHi
Also, tell him there are #SleepyStraphangers and #HeIsNowOneOfThem
1mon

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kjnyc And then I said, “What made Einstein so sure it was squared?” 1mon
  •   oobabyilikeitra He needs to call me! Looking forward to our date tonight. Have an awesome day 1mon

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kjnyc And then I said, “But what would Jesus do?” 1mon

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kjnyc And then I said, “Of course, I cooked it myself.” 1mon

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kjnyc And then you find pics that you don't remember taking on your phone. #AboutLastNight 1mon

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