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kellyoxford FOLLOW UP TO LAST PHOTO:
Hey! I have hips and short legs. #NevermindTheGap #NoRightType #EATFOOD #CALMDOWN
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kellyoxford New shoes. 6h

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kellyoxford ️started from the bottom now we here 7h

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kellyoxford I just dumped a full, unopened bag of Lays into a bowl and this was the biggest chip. Someone should have to go to jail for this. #TryingToDipHerePeople #FrenchOnion #thestruggle #ootd #victim 23h

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kellyoxford Pool guy walked by so fast he didn't even see me lying here pretending to be dead. #ohwell #nextfriday 1d

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kellyoxford #tbt
The couple that steals wifi from a house on Franklin.
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kellyoxford DIABEETUS 2d

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kellyoxford There are no children home to pass me that Archie comic.
#victim #thestruggle #notamputated #doubledigest #bananapillows
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  •   samantha_rei Banana pillow! 3d
  •   samantha_rei Also I am impressed at how much you've committed to to getting the info on those jeans! What I really wanna know is where is that pillow from? Wes Anderson's house?! 3d
  •   alexsegurajr Cool that you're an @archie_comics fan! 3d
  •   erin_fitz Haha thanks! You didn't have to do that. I found the Miyako that they currently sell and they look cute! Thanks for helping me buy jeans. 3d
  •   taylortrauger I just started reading your book @kellyoxford, and I bet your twelve-year-old self quitting her first job after the thrill of buying more Archie comics had passed, well, I bet she'd be proud of her future self. And really jealous. 3d
  •   dullbleu2 @kellyoxford You have a BeaUtiful home! 3d

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kellyoxford Bea just took it upon herself to retire the princess carry-on for the Mountain Equipment bag. :( 3d
  •   missjessieposey Awwww :( she's still cute little Bea though! 3d
  •   caseyswoods Did the Calgary Stampede with the identical MEC bag yesterday. Awesome bag. Good choice Bea! 3d
  •   chiqee Have the same one! It's sturdy & hard to slash open. 3d
  •   912r You'll have to hang onto that bag now that it's "old school" since they changed their branding from Mountain Equipment Coop to just MEC 3d
  •   panda988 I have the same bag in grey, have had it for years. I've been using it for the last couple weeks. It is so comfortable. 3d
  •   mrsvatcher She's a true Albertan little lady! 3d
  •   lubel80 Smart girl!! 2d
  •   virgolucifera R.I.P. Disney 5h

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kellyoxford THESE GEMS ARE IN GOODWILL 6d

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kellyoxford ... They're still there. 7d

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kellyoxford Surfing @nfscott 1w

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kellyoxford "stepped in shit again" face 1w

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kellyoxford We left them like this. @carlyrosekimmel 1w

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kellyoxford Happy Fourth
FYI @mmcnearney is faking this pregnancy. Bye!!
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kellyoxford 13 yr old asks me to buy her stamps. #stampsarestupid 1w
  •   smariehs @witchkriege of course Canada has stamps! it's expensive because of duties.. 1w
  •   janeerror Our grandparents are rolling over in their graves 1w
  •   kellyoxford @janeerror I hope mine aren't (they're alive) 1w
  •   janeerror @kellyoxford it's official...I'm old. 1w
  •   rarishta Hahaha! Okay in states but exhorbitant to Canada. I'm Canadian and it's like $2 to send a birthday card these days. 1w
  •   waelseaiby Stampons - they're tampons with a stamp attached to the end of the string, similar to the label of a tea bag. The world is welcome. 1w
  •   oopsadaisy94 Post Office? Yes, your local Post Office! Or your mail carrier. $9.80 for a book of 20. And they have some really cool ones. Keep my job alive people! Mail shit and lots of it! Hahaha! No, seriously do. 📬 #ruralmailcarrier 1w

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kellyoxford I can't get her diamonds but I can get her Oprah (kind of). Happy (belated) Birthday @busyphilipps !! Thanks for the quick delivery @mynamenecklace 1w

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