joeschumacher @melisssaaahhhh can fucking cook. BBQ chicken with coconut lime quinoa and golden grape tomatoes. #faturday 5d

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joeschumacher Who the fuck is Nick Cannon? 3w
  •   rosemarycross16 Hold up, nick cannon aint white?... 3w
  •   zachavelli Nick cannon is hilaaaaarious. 3w
  •   cleftry nick cannon just walked off with your school clothes money 3w

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joeschumacher 3 Ninjas ESPN. 4w

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joeschumacher Growing up is for assholes. 4w

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joeschumacher Gonna be one rough breakup. I'm sorry but whoever thought to spell out her name WITH HER OWN NAME is a fucking genius. 1mon

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joeschumacher Happy birthday to one of the best dudes ever @worm666 you old fuck. 1mon

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joeschumacher @cleftry miss u 2mon

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joeschumacher Happy Birthday to my favorite dancer @mattischumacher #thisbitchis23 #fuckifeelold 2mon

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joeschumacher If you stack a bunch of boxes in front of my desk. I will make you regret it. I give you. Joe-henge. 2mon

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joeschumacher Still cannot believe this was real. 2mon

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joeschumacher Made eye contact with an idol tonight. I cannot believe tonight actually happened. 2mon

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joeschumacher Just shut up and give me a fucking cooking show already. #butternoodles #turntup #thirstythursday @instagramatt 2mon
  •   ryanhunterrr Awe thanks honey, finally get to come home to a warm meal made with love. 2mon
  •   instagramatt Now all you need is no furniture to sit on and you're living your best life! 2mon
  •   posixpaul I would give you my life savings to start a cooking show 2mon

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joeschumacher "This is my puppybowl" - @jessedeflorio @ryanhunterrr 2mon

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joeschumacher Saw Fall Out Boy tonight with a bunch of assholes who work for vh1 and drunk hipster bitches who couldn't stand up straight 3mon

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joeschumacher @instagramatt called me for tech support. Spent 7 minutes on the phone talking him through how to fix literally anything wrong with his internet and it still didn't work. And then this..... 3mon

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joeschumacher I'm sorry but this is just 3mon

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joeschumacher Happy Birthday @melisssaaahhhh I got u dis. 3mon

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joeschumacher Hey. I love you. Don't die. 4mon

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