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imsohideous Mom's day card to mom:

Mom, I got you this card because I procrastinated and had to choose between thi sand another that said "rat's ass" on the front of it, and I know you want nothing to do with a rat's ass. Next year, I'm going to get you that awesome card, the one you always wanted. But for now, you're stuck with this lame card with the bad cherrios joke that was unironically featured in the "funny" section. you deserved better than this because you're the greatest mom of all time (GMOAT). Can I call you G-MOAT? Thank you so much for still loving me even with my poor card performance. You are the real MVP.
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imsohideous Cool trick, bro. 3mon

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imsohideous Clouds know drama like TNT. 3mon

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imsohideous Clouds dramatic as Breaking Bad. 3mon

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imsohideous Can't believe this scrub will be 6 this week. #scrub #hethinkshescool #hesnotcool #hesfunnythough @ashlyndanille 3mon

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imsohideous Yesterday was National Siblings Day. Best sister in the world so she gets Friday to herself and a chicken leg. @ashlyndanille #lookathershelovesit #adopted #JosiahWillSlapYouFor5Billion 3mon

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imsohideous Skatebort at the beachbort. 3mon

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imsohideous This kid fell 5011 times. #thegiantsareundefeated soarethedodgers aprilfools brianwilsonblewtheir1stgameinSD #SANDIEGOISNOTAMERICA #sunset #skatebort #sihlouette 3mon

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imsohideous FOUND: The alien inside of that one dude's head from Men In Black. @ashlyndanille 4mon

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imsohideous #TBT I used the toaster filter because the Raiders toasted the Chargers. #StillUndefeatedIn2014 #BoomToasted #NoCountryForPhilipRivers #NoChampionshipsForTheChargers 5mon

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imsohideous Just did three laps in the Ferrari. Thanks so much @natalienor 5mon

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