haiku_ambulance A client asked if this was a picture of me today. Really got me questioning my identity. 3d

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haiku_ambulance Yes. 4d

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haiku_ambulance Good morning, ma'am. 5d

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haiku_ambulance Creepin' it real on the free pianos. 6d

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haiku_ambulance Halfstorm. 1w

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haiku_ambulance I'm kind of the best. 1w

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haiku_ambulance Champa Street Colors. 1w

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haiku_ambulance He loves the nightlife. 1w

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haiku_ambulance Lichtenstein-esque nails for the 4th just feels so right. 1w

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haiku_ambulance #tbt that one time I found John Kerry in a claw machine. Because obviously. 1w

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haiku_ambulance Dog walks in Denver. 2w

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haiku_ambulance "Do you...?" 2w

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haiku_ambulance Motherfucking Queen of England. 2w

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haiku_ambulance It may take three tries, but I will make it out smudge-free. 3w

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haiku_ambulance I only keep Duncan around because he laughs at all my jokes. 3w

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haiku_ambulance How Can Mirrors Be Real If We Are Too Short To See The Reflection 3w

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