funnynotfound Tagged by the lovely @iamtherogueone for #stopdropandselfie
And because I can't stand that women always feel the NEED to post cute/hot/smoldering pics here's my tongue!
#LooksLikeASlug
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funnynotfound Piper doesn't like to sit still for selfies. 2d

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funnynotfound The numbers from my last post reminded me of this. It's from like 16 weeks ago but the caption still stands: when sexting an author book quotes are far FAR better than cock pics ️ And you can google search the number from my last post and it will only come up with celestial bodies but it will not show you the book/film it's from. Pick a line, any line almost from this and you'll figure out what book/film I'm referencing. 3d

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funnynotfound @drakechicken tagged me in #showusyourass so here it is. All 227 million kilometers of it.

If you can't tell me where that number comes from we are never ever gonna be friends
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funnynotfound Ever have one of nose days where you miss things about yourself?

I miss:
going to school,
having long hair,
having blue hair,
being this small,
and
having a reason to wear my bitch-face more often.

#thingsIMiss
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  •   funnynotfound I also miss not having autocorrect constantly dicking with me "those" not "nose 4d
  •   _atribs I was wondering what a nose day was 4d
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  •   super_kracker48 I like you as a brunette. 4d
  •   agirlnamedchristina Yes, yes yes although I think you look perfect the way you are. I miss my long hair, looking young, being thinner..... 4d

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funnynotfound *drops mic* 5d

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funnynotfound Well and there is this so. Life isn't all that bad only mostly 7d
  •   remsixsix I need booze for my mother. Hang in there 7d

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funnynotfound Found this on the twitter. 7d

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funnynotfound Nope not at all 1w
  •   lagringaroja She's like, "yeah right ma...if you say so!" 1w

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funnynotfound No Face 1w
  •   hipchkk My family would be thrilled if they could app me like this. ;) 1w
  •   charissaweaks Lol. I don't know why, but Rorschach came to mind when I saw this. 1w
  •   richjohn The Invisible Woman. :) x 1w
  •   funnynotfound You know I LOVE me some Watchmen, @charissaweaks 1w

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funnynotfound Happy Birthday to the best friend I could have ever made on social media and only person who will ever share in the disgustingness that is my ingrown armpit hair and pooping habits. Happy Birthday, @edheenan this peen's for you. 2w

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funnynotfound So sunlight is fun. 2w

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funnynotfound I spell good on snapchat while acting a whore. 2w

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funnynotfound When You Break, Bear's Den.

#YourLifeAsLyrics
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funnynotfound This is my husband's 88 year old grandfather texting me.... 2w

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funnynotfound Dogs have such hard lives, guys. 2w

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funnynotfound For @iamtherogueone who tagged me days ago for #PuckerFuckerFace. Here you go, love I tag anyone who doesn't kiss and tell 2w

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