fakelimanpayne Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting. #zaynmalik #zayn #malik #harrystyles #harry #styles #niallhoran #niall #horan #onedirection #one #direction #1d #onedirectionthirst #zaynthirst #harrythirst #niallthirst 2d

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fakelimanpayne all boobs are good boobs
all stomachs are good stomachs
all thighs are good thighs
all bodies are good bodies
yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

#louistomlinson #louis #tomlinson #tommo #onedirection #one #direction #1d #onedirectionthirst #louisthirst #louisappreciationday THEM BICEPS THO BANG ME AGAINST THE WALL AND CALL ME TICKLED FUZZY PINK BUBBLEGUM
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fakelimanpayne This week is the last week I'll be "normal" because I'm getting tested for cancer again next week or the week after and if I have it there goes everything I've fought for. So if I don't post well, you know why. 4d

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fakelimanpayne I hate the Kim Kardashian game now. Level 20 is messed up so you can't pass "go on 3 dates 0/3" and when you do go on dates it legit stays on 0/3 even after you've been on more than 3. All I've been doing for 2 days is gifting people because level 20 isn't working and I can't play the game so there's that. I bought everything so now I own every clothing, accessory and hair. And I got a lot of gifts from some of my followers so thank you all for that!!! I'm gonna spend the rest of my night reading blurbs, au meme's and listening to Cher Lloyd. Maybe I'll gift some more people on the game tonight. ((Also, I really feel like a Harry account wtf lmao.)) #harrystyles #harry #styles #onedirection #one #direction #1d #harrythirst #onedirectionthirst 5d

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fakelimanpayne My throat hurts so bad and I want my voice back. After it's been gone for 5 months I think I deserve it back now, don't you?

favorite song atm? mine is Don't by Ed Sheeran or Nina by him.

comment a orange emoji!! 🌞 #ashtonirwin #ashton #irwin #calumhood #calum #hood #5secondsofsummer #5sos #5sauce #onedirection #one #direction #edsheeran #1d #5secondsofsummerthirst #ashtonthirst #calumthirst #happy18thbirthdayluke
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  •   _kadaline_ Disenchanted- MCR or Photograph- Ed 5d
  •   siofra_conroy Social Casualty- 5sos or End up Here- 5sos 5d
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  •   mekdezz__ YES YOU DONT DESERVE THIS IM PRAYING FOR IM SO SORRY @fakelimanpayne 5d
  •   allyson_oliver Please don't kill yourself4d
  •   rjpops Ok so you deleted the post but that thought is still in your head. You won't be able to speak at all. Please don't kill yourself, you are worth more no matter how irrational that may seem sometimes. Because it is impossible to realize how much we and you are actually worth. You have a purpose, and I'm sure you have many more problems other than your struggle to speak. But those problems are just a reminder that this isn't home- and I do not mean to kill yourself and go "home", because at your point in life right now you won't go there. Just please know that God loves you- even if that doesn't seem possible. I love you, and I will always be here you. 4d

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fakelimanpayne FUCK THIS KIM KARDASHIAN GAME I CANT WITH IT IVE BEEN PLAYING ALL DAY I WANT TO STOP!!!!!!!! BUT IVE BEEN GIFTING A LOT OF PEOPLE HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THEM !!!!!! ok what other games are you addicted to??????? #harrystyles #harry #styles #hazza #onedirection #one #direction #harrythirst #onedirectionthirst #1d 1w

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fakelimanpayne THIS KIM K GAME IS SO ADDICTING AND FUN AND I GIFTED SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS ON THE game and I just really love it okay.

Harry is me these past few days sorry I haven't been on been so busy but ily and my voice isn't doing much better but I'm hanging in there
#harrystyles #harry #styles #hazza #onedirection #one #direction #1d #harrythirst #onedirectionthirst
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fakelimanpayne IM ADDICTED TO THIS KIM K GAME AND I AM NOT PROUD OF IT FML!!!!!!! Harry Styles or Zayn Malik?

#harrystyles #harry #styles #hazza #onedirection #one #direction #1d #onedirectionthirst #harrythirst
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fakelimanpayne I feel like I'm a Harry account sometimes because I post a lot of Harry. I need to find good Liam pictures!! QOTN: Have you ever been shipped by me? If you have, say YES if you haven't say NO! And even if you have and still want another tell me you've already been shipped but you want another and I'll do it! Make sure you like this picture and the picture before it. Cheers!

#harrystyles #harry #styles #hazza #onedirection #one #direction #1d #onedirectionthirst #harrythirst
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fakelimanpayne imagine harry coming home after playing football with the boys and he’d be all sweaty with his hair pushed back and he’d walk over and capture your lips in his and mumble in your ear how he’d missed you all days and that he’d been fighting a boner down and you’d grin and kiss down his happy trail and suck him off while he leans against the fridge and pants loudly.
#harrystyles #harry #styles #hazza #onedirection #one #direction #1d #harrythirst #onedirectionthirst
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fakelimanpayne Tomorrow I have speech therapy and I know this might be too much to ask for from some of you but if you could keep me in mind. If my therapists says I've improved I won't have to go to therapy anymore and my voice would be back. It's still very weak but it's a lot louder than I usually am. I am so thankful I got to experience this problem, because the five months in which I've lost my voice, I learned who my true friends are and I learned who I was as a person. It's coming down to it soon where I won't have therapy anymore and I won't have anyone teaching me how to talk again and I have to learn it all on my own. This experience has made me stronger and I cannot voice how crAzy it's been these past five months not having my voice. So, thank you to all my followers and friends who have been there from day one. To the people who care about my updates and the people who take the time to comment and ask how I am or send me DM's to tell me to get better. It's rounding the time where I am getting better and it's getting closer to me knowing why I've been this sick and if it'll ever turn into cancer down the road. It's great knowing I have such a wide backbone to lean on when I feel I have no one. Please keep me in mind (If you don't want to pray it's totally fine.) Just keep me in mind. I'm hoping my therapist says I'm fine this month and I won't have to visit anymore. All I want is for my voice to rest and for people to not look at me weird because I can't talk like them. Yes, I lost my voice, and yes, I am trying to gain confidence in talking to my friends and family. I am gaining confidence in who I am since this ordeal and I cannot be happier in that. #harrystyles #harry #styles #onedirection #one #direction #1d #onedirection #harrythirst 2w

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fakelimanpayne you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun. "what do you like to do for fun?"
"umm, blog?" #niallhoran #niall #horan #onedirection #one #direction #1d #niallthirst #onedirectionthirst
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fakelimanpayne I CAME ON HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND IM FEELING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW WHO WOULD dO SOMETHING LIKE THIS FUCK YOu 2w

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fakelimanpayne Around 5 months ago (back when I was still in school and I wasn't a drop out and I had a life before this all screwed me over.) I woke up with a sore throat. Thinking nothing of it, I continued to try to talk. But it got to the point where I couldn't even form a simple word. I went to the doctors. They told me there was nothing they could do, it was a viral infection and I should be normal after a week or two. Tested me for cancer. Gave me antibiotics and sent me home. Well, a month went by and I still wasn't getting better. So I went back. Again, nothing they could do, I had laryngitis. Gave me antibiotics, tested me for cancer, and sent me home. I went to the hospital about two weeks later and they did the same. Gave me antibiotics, tested me for cancer then sent me home. I went back to the doctors a week after my hospital visit only to be told to stop taking antibiotics and to see an ENT (Ear, Nose, Throat.) specialist right away. I went to the specialist about a week after that. That's when I was properly diagnosed with chronic loss of voice, laryngitis and a rare form of something wrong with my vocal chords. Meaning every time I talk, I strain my vocals and they swell up. (In my previous video you can hear me straining just to talk.) After that appointment (in which I had a camera shoved up my nose and it hurt badly!) I was put on vocal rest for an entire week. My mom had to buy me a whiteboard and it was all bad. After that, I started to see a therapist every week who teaches me how to speak all over again. Somedays I'm able to talk and somedays I'm not able to talk. This has been an ongoing issue for 5 months and I'm tired of it. I have no videos of what I used to sound like, so I have no idea what I sounded like before I got sick. People ask me all the time if I'm scared of loosing my voice for good and that's true, I am scared. Please, don't ever take your voice for granted. It's a beautiful thing. I took it for granted and I may never get it back. 3w
  •   johelyy I love you niqua you're ALWAYS in my prayers 2w
  •   wowkylie sorry if u saw my last comment that was directed to the picture not the caption. I'm sorry. I hope you one day get to hear your voice again. Were always here for you2w
  •   wowkylie *we're 2w
  •   dan_yell_ilysm Omg that's crazy!! I hope u get better and I'm here for u and I will pray that u get ur voice back!!! 2w
  •   rodyta I hope you get better very soon, and wish that this gives you an idea not take life or anything in it for granted. Keep us updated about your health. xx 2w
  •   delaneykatelyn_ I started laughing at the picture and I stopped as I was reading the caption my eyes r watering 5d
  •   _lucyisabel_ It really puts in perspective what people take for granted, because having a voice is definitely something I take for granted and after reading that I know I shouldn't, I hope you feel better soon and get your voice back, if you keep trying you will succeed 4d

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fakelimanpayne I don't know who's awake or whatnot but I'm sooo excited I wanna tell someone!!! I. Can. Talk. Might not sound great to some of you but I've been struggling for 5 months with not being able to talk but like, I can talk. Granted my voice is still low and raspy and broken but I can talk and I'm happy I'm crying. This is a great day for me and I know it won't last that long, it'll last maybe 3 hours or less of me being talk but the fact I talked by myself without having a therapist help me this week is a big improvement and I really am crying and I know not a lot of you care and no one is probably going to read this but it's late and I'm happy I've come so far and 5 months of not being able to talk and hearing a bit of my voice this entire week has made me so happy I cannot even express it 3w

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fakelimanpayne somedays I look in the mirror and im like damn I look good and then other days I look in the mirror and im like damn I look SO good
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thank u @fakeliampayne for group selfies bless.
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comment what boy is ur fave; mine is literally my user soooo!!!
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY MY AMERICAN FOLLOWERS!!!! #liampayne #liam #payne #niallhoran #niall #horan #harrystyles #harry #styles #zaynmalik #zayn #malik #louistomlinson #louis #tomlinson #onedirection #one #direction #1d #onedirectionthirst #harrythirst #niallthirst #liamthirst #louisthirst #zaynthirst
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fakelimanpayne Have any of you heard Ed Sheeran's new album X? Oh my god. Don't is my favorite song off the album. And Nina but Don't is literally my ultimate shit. I love that song so much. what's your favorite song off the album??! comment a black/white/grey emoji #harrystyles #harry #styles #onedirection #one #direction #1d #harrythirst #onedirectionthirst #edsheeran 3w

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fakelimanpayne A heart is not a play thing
A heart is not a toy
But if you want it broken
Just give it to a boy
Boys, they like to play with things
To see what makes them run
But when it comes to kissing
They just do it for fun
Boys never give their hearts away
They play us girls for fools 
They wait until we give our hearts away
And then they play it cool
You will wonder where he is at night
You will wonder if he is true
One moment you will be happy
One moment you will be blue 
If you get a chance to see him 
Your heart begins to dance
Your life revolves around him
There is nothing like romance 
And then it starts to happen
You start to worry day and night
You see my friend, you're loosing him 
It never turns out right
Boys are great, although immature
The price you pay is high
He may seem sweet and gorgeous 
But remember he's just a guy
Don't fall in love with just a boy
That takes a lot of nerve
You see, my friend, you need a man
To get what you deserve
So when you think you'll be in love
Be care if you can
Before you give your heart away
Make sure that he's a man.
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fakelimanpayne if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake
{#niallhoran #niall #horan #onedirection #one #direction #1d #niallthirst #onedirectionthirst.}
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fakelimanpayne the week leading up to your period is the worst its like playing russian roulette with underwear
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