departedphil This pigeon keeps perching on my bathroom window, I'm going to socialise him to me. What's best to feed pigeons, all I see them eat in boro is greggs pasties 9h

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departedphil Lovely sunset tonight over Teesside, bit of the works in the background #industry #nophilter #teesside #utb 1d

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departedphil Nailed it without spending a penny #panini #worldcup #bwazeeeeeel 4d

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departedphil Van Gaal's looking tired today, rough World Cup 6d

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departedphil Everything is a pillow when you're a cat. Including other cats. 1w
  •   peacc including your head when you're asleep ha 1w

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departedphil Still broken after footy, attempting to recover surrounded by bubbles and World Cup. Baths are great. 2w
  •   mikeyjames__ Everyone's still aching haha, I was knackered before playing that torny from the previous nights footy 2w
  •   departedphil It'll probably be a 4-5 day ache like, this bath is sorting us right out though @mikeyjames__ 2w
  •   gary_mckenzie Best crisps them like 2w
  •   phildeparted Two runs today while fucking tanning. No pain no gain. Altho I'll be eating those words tomorrow I'm guessing 2w

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departedphil Bringing these little numbers out of retirement for the sumo footy tourney. Should be a laugh 2w

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departedphil Haven't had earphones in ages, finally treat myself to these beauts 2w

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departedphil Fair amount of pizza ordered earlier 2w

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departedphil Fairly reasonable lunch today. One perk of work days in Hartlepool 3w

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departedphil Angry toilet seat in Gateshead old town hall. #facesinplaces 3w

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departedphil Pulling my most intelligent face in Sian's glasses 3w

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departedphil Drive two hours to praccy and still get there before everyone #instagramofaninstagram #instaception 3w

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departedphil First time it's seen the light of day in a while. Praccy tomorrow with the lads! Can't wait @thedepartedhc 3w

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departedphil Important massage from Tahi and gisele in the @thedepartedhc emails, seems legit. Might pay for our next record 4w
  •   departedphil Also not sure how our aids will help the situation 4w
  •   phildeparted I was wondering which one of us should do it for em 4w

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departedphil Is it just me? #cavani #farquaad 4w

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departedphil Limited edition me sticker, rare as. 4w
  •   emmanatasha_g You look like Pauly D from Jersey Shore 4w
  •   departedphil Haha I dressed up as a guido one Halloween many years ago, maybe it's my destiny @emmanatasha_g 4w
  •   emmanatasha_g You definitely need a blow out hair do and a couple of diamonds in your ears like, strong look for you 4w
  •   departedphil I think that might be my 30s age crisis look then, when I'm desperately trying to hold onto the few scraps of youth @emmanatasha_g 4w
  •   jaywicks UTB 4w

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departedphil Nice little sit in the sun at the fountain after a home visit, dead relaxing 4w

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departedphil 2 police cars for one guy not resisting #l8rz 1mon

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