darwynstheory Do you even week 1 bro? #Coachella 1w

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darwynstheory #Coachella as of right meow 2w

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darwynstheory The sure-fire way to make it into a book is to make the author feel like an "idiot." Congrats @humorcode team http://bit.ly/hc-azn 3w

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darwynstheory Staring out of an airplane, thinking about lonely rocks. 4w

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darwynstheory The moment that started it all. 4w
  •   scottysixnine The moment you began filming yourself doing stupid stuff on camera. Thank you @tomgreenlive. 4w
  •   dustylacewing Love Tom Green TOM GREEN SHOW he interviews people on the street, with a microphone smeared with dog poop. Ha Ha Ha 4w

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darwynstheory Holding a dog while wearing denim is standard issue camouflage at Oaks Gourmet. CC @georgiamayking 1mon

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darwynstheory Happy Valentines Day to my favorite couple of all time. 2mon

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darwynstheory Back when I was a full time ninja. #TBT 2mon
  •   markdaniel94 Your b-dream is to become a ninja, I'll see if Benihana will sponsor it. 2mon
  •   jordaniiyama Cutest ninja ever! 2mon
  •   joeltrock Why is everyone liking a picture of a door? Is there a ninja in one of those paintings on the left? 2mon
  •   benbrooksny You still are! 2mon
  •   darwynstheory @wahlidm yup, the strange blonde kid who wore the same pair of soccer shorts everyday, talked too much & liked to draw, definitely was never bullied. 2mon
  •   darwynstheory @markzeusdaniel I love the way you are leveraging a massive brand network with my 7 year old self core value proposition of awesomeness. I'm thinking we should focus on the niche freeze tag evangelists who like spicy chicken as our core demo and mobilize outward from there. 2mon
  •   darwynstheory @joeltrockman beats me! People just love doors with nothing in front of them. @benbrooksny when I grow up I want to be a ninja just like you! @ryan_smale that is the same reaction I get when I see you in 100% of all pics. 2mon
  •   jaimemchambers Nice kick 2mon

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darwynstheory Dear, Broncos - Win for this guy today. I would mean a lot. #TheReal12thMan 3mon

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Valencia Darwyn Metzger
darwynstheory "Wish you were here!" -post apocalyptic Vanna White- 4mon

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darwynstheory The Last Supper 2.0 4mon

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darwynstheory #Beefsteak courtesy of the devilish @ericwareheim & the angelic @sarahzurell 4mon

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darwynstheory What you missed this week at Phantom... (Shout out to @LifeBelowzeroPT) 5mon

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darwynstheory #ThrowbackThursday Surprise Birthday edition with @sarahzurell 5mon

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darwynstheory Beyoncé Bowles (@simoneshepard) & Stevepin Spielberg (@randalkirkii) #HappyBdayRandal 5mon

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darwynstheory This week at Phantom... 5mon

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darwynstheory Step Brothers 3 starring @ryan_smale & @kylemarvin 6mon
  •   macovino I love this!! 6mon
  •   inicklane This is one of the greatest pictures I have ever seen. 6mon
  •   sarahzurell I love this photo 6mon
  •   ryan_smale So good 6mon
  •   kylemarvin This is more than amazing. 6mon
  •   joeltrock This would be even better in your Thor costume but with a suit. 6mon

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Inkwell Darwyn Metzger
darwynstheory Iron Man? Nay! Thor prefers the company of milk maids & raccoons. 6mon

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darwynstheory Ninja vs Cowboy 6mon

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