brwn_jared Emma from the Electric Eels vs USA Amateur SouthWest Regional Group B, C Team Slow Adult Division Champion Runner Up Jared. #gameface #bringyourgoggles 1w

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brwn_jared Best Fathers Day...EVER! Even though one of them told me I have "ugly lesbian hair" I think my kids are cool. #uglylesbianhair 4w
  •   lils5 Lol, now I want to see your hair! Happy Father's Day cousin! 4w
  •   marykemp15 Yeah, where's the picture of your hair? 4w
  •   pinkwendi 4w
  •   michellenelson Please tell me you have a rat tail! 4w
  •   jessiemelinda Are you growing a mullet like Jakson's? 4w

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brwn_jared #timeflies JJ walking to his first day of school on the left... a yearbook cactus on the right. #thatsnotacactus 1mon
  •   docbeano You taught him the cactus, cuz I have one signed by you on my yearbooks. As I remember, the one I have was sweating. 1mon
  •   dustyalba Wow @brwn_jared @docbeano you can clearly see that, that is a face.. Eyes, with pretty long lashes and a nose. The kid just drew it upside down. 1mon
  •   rdunyon801 8===D 1mon
  •   brwn_jared You pee on your buddies shoe once and you're forever a b-hole. Is that how it works @docbeano? I don't remember drawing a sweaty penis. 1mon
  •   docbeano True story about the cactenis, and the pee. But don't worry, I still love you...r cool brother Jake. 1mon
  •   desgrosbisous He he he 1mon

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brwn_jared @dustyalba bought a Subaru yesterday. I get in the car today and see this . #Coincidence? 2mon

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brwn_jared #transformationtuesday Happy Birthday CoCo!!! I can't believe you're 16 😬😬😬😬😬 2mon

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brwn_jared @cherry_chapstick_53 = non stop entertainment. 2mon

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brwn_jared Worst parents ever. #pantryfulloffood 3mon

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brwn_jared Red Sox fans @docbeano @kmcleburke @chrisgpie yay redd socks nayshun. Stole the pic from deadspin. The article points out that Ellsbury went 0-4 last night and this girl went 3-5 on her spelling, making her the winner. I agree. 3mon
  •   chrisgpie On a side note they lost to the Astros?! How's that even possible! 3mon
  •   brwn_jared @chrisgpie I know! That might be the only game the Astros win all year. 3mon
  •   chrisxvander Hey! You never know, he may be into day trading or penny stocks or something to that nature. Maybe he trades Baseball cards? 3mon
  •   docbeano Actually @brwn_jared Dr. Hank Chien is the true world champ of the only thing that matters. Donkey Kong. Suck it. 3mon
  •   brwn_jared @chrisxvander aha! Maybe she clarified on the other side of the poster board. 3mon
  •   kmcleburke Lol 3mon
  •   docbeano How did the Spankees do tonight? Two losses to Houston? Wow. They really suck. 3mon
  •   brwn_jared Shut your bearded face Ben 3mon

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brwn_jared Great year CoCo!!! Proud of my Spinnie! (( Filtered so people wouldn't make fun of your pink socks @cherry_chapstick_53 )) 4mon

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brwn_jared How JJ and I make breakfast when the girls are out of town. #getfat #rogers 4mon
  •   jennieburnside I miss those maple bars sooooo much!! Roger sure knows how to do it! 4mon
  •   carlee_coon My kind of breakfast!!!! 4mon
  •   nicferran Who needs their wheaties when you have pure sugar? #greatdad @brwn_jared 4mon
  •   kmcleburke Rogers is the best! 4mon
  •   docbeano You are alright Jared, I like how you cook. 4mon
  •   desgrosbisous I love treats for every meal but that looks like overload to me! (Says the lady who just ate half a chocolate chocolate chip nothing bundt cake all by herself for lunch). 4mon
  •   chrisgpie Wheres the Jared at? Haven't seen you in a while mate. 4mon
  •   brwn_jared I'm around @chrisgpie. I'm like you, busy doing dad stuff and working. 3mon

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brwn_jared S/O to the bowling alley in Kearns for offering ventilated shoes. #getMunsoned 5mon

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brwn_jared @dustyalba if we had a song it would probably be by Sir Mix A Lot. This is my second choice. Happy V day! #weareold #itwouldntbeacountrysong 5mon

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brwn_jared ...flashback to the day I wore my family reunion shirt to Costco. #nofilter #thatshowireallylooked 5mon

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brwn_jared @easy__does_it your jinx comment was spot on. 5mon

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brwn_jared Top pic: Ankle deep in a puddle on the walk into the gym. "Nooo! You can't take me down!!! You're going to need more than that!!!" -Beastmode Bottom pic: fine, you got me. Now I'm down 5mon

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brwn_jared Happy birthday JJ! I'm proud of you buddy! #protectyourselfatalltimes #losnipplespequenos 6mon
  •   brwn_jared @zachfowles548 I'm not. The kids that I coached last year are practicing at the high school everyday. Go to Cyprus and get a schedule. Do the same if you're going to hunter. :) 6mon
  •   zachfowles548 Okay so I jus get the schedule and show up everyday at Cyprus? And is there any details I need to be on the team or what? @brwn_jared 6mon
  •   brwn_jared @zachfowles548 they are trying out for the high school team. If that's what you want to do you need to get to the high school and start working out and practicing with the other kids. It you're if you want to play hunter Cyprus, sign up in a few weeks and wait for your coach to call. Either way you should definitely play this spring! 6mon
  •   zachfowles548 Okay Is JJ trying out for the highschool @brwn_jared 6mon
  •   zachfowles548 And I was wondering how to play for the Cyprus pirite team JJ was on last year? @brwn_jared 6mon
  •   brwn_jared @zachfowles548 JJ is trying out for the varsity prep team. They play in the summer. I'm not coaching a pirate team this year so he's looking for a team just like you are. Good luck buddy! 6mon
  •   zachfowles548 Okay thanks 6mon
  •   hunterray04 Ouch 2w

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brwn_jared Feliz cumpleaños de santa 7mon

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7mon brwn_jared
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brwn_jared Shout out to #hobbitnipples. JJ's a good kid. I've been teasing him for almost 13 years. He took it too far last night. Blaming me for your nipple size and lack of black hair will get you nowhere #nipplestilskin. 7mon

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