bllix That time IBM bought me a Macbook and the universe collapsed in on itself multiplied by infinity to the power of Grayskull, give or take a singularity or two. 2w
  •   metalm4rk Once you go Mac. Say it ain't pro. Big Mac attack. Mac Diesel. Macaroni & keys. Macalaca- /kills self 2w
  •   jwlawhorn Holy shit y'all. 2w
  •   jcworsley Hope you named it Risa. 2w
  •   argenteumastrum that time you used it and got a virus .... wait what virus ? 2w

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bllix IT guy/Fur supplier for my home office 5mon

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bllix Air Traffic Tower of Cirith Francisco #nofilter #noh8 #nonazgûl 6mon

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bllix Ye Olde PC LOAD LETTER 8mon

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bllix TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE closed captioning 8mon

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bllix New company laptop! 8mon

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bllix Giant Crow Shits On Bathroom Skylight, Resident Watches Helplessly While Urinating 8mon

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bllix Lemme blast them panties, girl. 8mon

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bllix Today's Girl Alert is brought to us, as a people, by the letters 6 and 9. 12mon

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bllix @pitch_thief controls MIDI with his mind, very impressive. I taught him how to do it, very impressive. The point is, I'm very impressive. 1y

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bllix Oregon weather for an Oregon brew. You see dead people. #beer 1y

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bllix Then why did the Steve Jobs invent fixed-gear PBR scrabble?? 1y
  •   eshone_elkbeats I lol'd and then searched your letters for a clever comment and found almost as hard to deal with as the auto correct changing lol'd to Lola's 6 times 1y
  •   wiredforsound What about Yolo? 1y
  •   jcworsley YNLAA 1y

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bllix I think we can all agree that $5.47 is a fair price. 1y
  •   jwlawhorn What makes is cosmopolitan? I mean, is there a Rural Rimmer? Is it cheaper? 1y
  •   bllix COCKtail huh huh-huh huh 1y
  •   jwlawhorn I see nothing has changed. 1y
  •   jscottwilson I'll take two. 1y
  •   wiredforsound Very Red Dwarf of you. 1y
  •   margaretblue I'm all for legalization so they can get fair wages 1y
  •   eelproof Sudden thirst. 1y
  •   bllix Y'all cray 1y

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bllix I JUST WANTED TO PEE IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY oh god it moved WHAT DOES IT WANT 1y
  •   sharivanderwerf Your soul. 1y
  •   bllix TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT PLEASE DON'T GET ON ME 1y
  •   wiredforsound Spider-Man is Sexy!? 1y
  •   eelproof "....the spider is now upon my person." 1y
  •   iamlucyspet that is why i keep napalm in the bathroom 1y
  •   ihuntmidgets It probably laid eggs inside your ears while you slept. 1y
  •   bllix EGGS OH GOD 1y
  •   argenteumastrum jest like on dat movie the serpent and the bllixbow 8mon

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bllix Throw Back Thursday oh god #tbt 1y

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bllix Allegedly, I am not a dude. #nofilter 1y

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bllix Neither is it an acceptable condition, and yet. 1y

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bllix First he talks me into zipping it up. Then he insists that I wheel him to the kitchen. Normally, I wouldn't do either of those things, but he's Batman. 1y

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bllix Way to make shit awkward, Foursquare. 1y

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bllix The piano key scarf was invented by Helen Keller just prior to her death in 2021. Sources close to the scarf report that it is scheduled to break up with Trent Reznor because his next fourteen albums will disappoint the entire world. Stay tuned for updates on how life always fucks him over eventually so none of this matters anymore and he wishes he was dead. 1y

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