benjacobson Queens of the east village 3d

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benjacobson tbt...College 4d

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benjacobson Taken from a 90's self defense video called, "Moment of Truth"
Sick green screen.
5d
  •   theerickyz Literally just had one of these moments. Lmao great video. 5d
  •   r_e_i_l_l_y He gets the most pussy 4d
  •   ramonabean You need self defense because you are such a wimp 3d

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benjacobson We from America 1w

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benjacobson She's my best friend 2w

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benjacobson ...And she's pissed when she realizes we're watching 'The Lego Movie' 1mon

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benjacobson HAPPY BIRTHDAY to this dick bag. @pjransone next time flush bra. #mid30's #professordouche #babyboomer 1mon

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benjacobson It's movie time! 1mon

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benjacobson My girlfriend married Portia De Rossi. @kaykasparhauser 2mon

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benjacobson This is Dan Horowitz sitting under a framed photo of himself on the wall in his own apartment. @bs_billionaire #collegegraduate #31 #notadr #poet 2mon

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benjacobson Indiana Douchebag 2mon

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benjacobson ...Yeah yeah yeah baseball shmaseball 2mon

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benjacobson A REENACTMENT.
Me and @kaykasparhauser watching new horror masterpiece The Sacrament. See this flick.
2mon

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benjacobson Co-starring Benedict Cumberbatch 3mon

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benjacobson A film made by me to express my sadness. It was either this or a selfie of me crying in front.
Nothing will be okay ever again.
3mon
  •   hspenceryoung Fuck 3mon
  •   anniefree11 Finally... While everyone else is talking about making a movie, you went a did it. This wins 3mon
  •   jenajenabobena Sad. I still have a video from the St Marks store I forgot to return. 3mon
  •   ellenyc Can we have the selfie of you crying in front Paul wants to know ? he said Gwyneth in her prime was ugly 3mon
  •   daveransone @domotoy true 3mon
  •   vnessasam F$cking brilliant!!! 3mon
  •   strangestangel The east village is over. 3mon
  •   ramonabean No one that worked there liked you 3d

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benjacobson ...At least it's relevant
@biedoo
3mon

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benjacobson It's COMEDY NIGHT at MAMAS BAR TONIGHT 3rd and B 8:30...come drink with me and watch folks do stand up......If it gets really bad I'll put on the Knicks game. 3mon

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benjacobson The new Rog Ebert 3mon

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benjacobson I'll get you a fuckin drink!! Come to Mamas Bar tonight and watch movies and drink with me. 3rd and B. ...I'll dig the fuckin hole 3mon
  •   kyledevre U suck 3mon
  •   camdale You gonna let him get away with that?! What is this world comin to?! 3mon
  •   mattmastrorocco Not the first time I dug a hole! 3mon
  •   ramonabean You are so annoying 3d

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