avitable ...Lie here with me and just forget the world 3h

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avitable Cards Against Humanity in an hour. Free drinks to the winners and free disappointment to the losers. Don't miss out! 10h

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avitable Me too. (#latergram from the women's bathroom at The Other Bar.) (Taken by someone other than me.) (And I'll just assume it's about me.) (Duh.) 2d

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avitable Did I mention my job requires me to take photos of beautiful women? 2d

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avitable As the doctor hasn't even gotten to work yet, every room I'm in will be known as the waiting room. 3d
  •   issamas You're going to get naked and rub the doc's devices all over your body, aren't you...SMH 3d
  •   avitable @issamas You mean, you're not supposed to do that? 3d
  •   issamas Sigh...at least now you know for next time... 3d
  •   jbruton84 Feel better bro 3d
  •   alohadana Eek! That looks like a scene out of Saw... 3d
  •   avitable @alohadana Fun with filters! 3d

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avitable Completely hairless. Not even a landing strip! #cat #double #entendre #bigglesworth 4d

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avitable Four hours of sleep and I'm wide awake. It's a blessing and a curse. Sometimes it would be nice to sleep in! 5d
  •   jennhuffman78 Same problem here...gets old! 5d
  •   stacyo39 Well if I don't have 8-10 solid hrs I feel like a zombie...I've been know to sleep 12 hrs no problem. I'll switch places with you sometime... 5d

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avitable Which card would you choose to answer "What's that smell?" #cards #against #humanity #cah #orlando #bar #games #avitable #likes #hashtags 1w

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avitable Scruffiness be gone! #barber #shave #orlando 1w

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avitable Come see the purtiest bartenders in downtown Orlando! Plus, there are comedians telling jokes and stuff. 1w

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avitable Did anybody see the license plate of that bus that ran me over last night? And then backed up and did it again? And again? 2w

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avitable And then there was the time I dressed in drag for the National Honor Society Halloween party sometime in 92-93. #tbt #throwbackthursday #no #shame #dude #looks #like #a #lady 2w

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avitable Spare rib rice bowl. Better than eating popcorn for dinner! 2w

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avitable Tonight at 9, be here or be queer. Or heterosexual. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES, OKAY? #cah #bars #against #humanity #tonight #9PM #the #other #bar #orlando 2w

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avitable Today's theme will be: disgruntled. 3w

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avitable If I'm going to be wide awake after four hours of sleep, at least it could be sunny and pleasant out! 3w

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