automaticsam My forever fur baby. 1d

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automaticsam #tbt to when I was 17 yrs old and weird. Back when you had to take a selfie with an actual camera. Back when you didn't put filters on your pictures. Good times. 2d

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automaticsam Just got back from Foodlion in my small hometown. I don't know if it was me feeling insecure buttttttt ... I got a lot of looks. Pretty sure I look like a devil scarlet to these frumpy eastern shore women. Oh well. Also, the foodlion didn't even have one "gluten free" thing. Whomp whomp. 3d
  •   momma_bee_xoxo But DAMN you looked good! 3d
  •   automaticsam @momma_bee_xoxo by good you mean a sweaty hot mess? Thanks! 3d
  •   iheartknitsshop I think you're super adorable. Screw those southern frumps. Move to California. We love everyone and have entire stores of gf food. 3d
  •   automaticsam @iheartknitsshop You're speaking my language. Though $$$$ it's way cheaper over here but we have to put up with stupid stuff like humidity. 3d
  •   geirvild Check out the Easton farmers' market, earth origins, and giant. They are your best bet for GF stuff. I'm not sure how good Acme is. The Easton Safeway sucks in general. Seaford doesn't have much promise, either. 3d
  •   automaticsam @geirvild We went to earth origins Sunday and they weren't too bad. I was surprised by their selection. I guess I got spoiled living in VA Beach. Every store had an organic/special diet section. We can survive until Michael gets here this weekend, I just wanted more snack foods for Q. He's big on snacks. 3d
  •   accio_emilee You cute, you cute. Don't even get me started on getting looks . 1d
  •   automaticsam @accio_emilee Truuuuuuuuuuuue. 1d

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automaticsam Thomas the Train trance ova hurrr 🚂 3d

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automaticsam Sorry @hiandhelloblog but my body neeeeeeeds this beautiful hand painted yoga mat. Thanks @magiccarpetyogamats and @heartandhabit #practiceonamagiccarpet 5d

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automaticsam That sly eye. #babybigfoot 6d

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automaticsam It's good to be home, y'all. 7d

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automaticsam The drive to MD went good. But I forgot what it's like to be in a rural area, I have no mobile service. Whomp whomp. 7d

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automaticsam What we chose to do today instead of pack for our move this Saturday. Pizza pool par-tay. 1w

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automaticsam Just some lite reading while in Md, without a husband to put XFiles on for me. #prebabybrain #iusedtoknowstuff #someoldfavorites 1w
  •   elheathero I'd go without pizza for a year to have my pre baby attention span and ability to focus back! #booklernin 1w
  •   goldie_will @elheathero Truth. Sometimes I think about how I used to read. AND WRITE. And shower... 1w
  •   thecurlycues I couldn't even read all the titles without getting distracted. 1w
  •   accio_emilee Everything said in and under this post is so relevant to life. 1w
  •   irocksowhat Booooooooring. Where's the remote? Or my phone? 1w

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automaticsam Today is my husband's last day of work at a job of over 4yrs. Kinda excited and nervous for him. But it's really happening! Driving up to eastern shore of MD this Saturday and spending a few weeks visiting family before I join Michael in DC. Hit me up yo. 2w

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automaticsam 4 days until we haul up to MD. 2w

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automaticsam Throwback to green hair and a baby wolf. 2w

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automaticsam I'm having a hard time NOT dying my hair right now. I hated the purple when I had it but looking back... man. I love dem colors. I really want. Forest green right now, but I do have purple under my sink. 😈 2w
  •   motherawesome I am super digging this purple. Makes your eyes pop. 2w
  •   automaticsam @motherawesome Thanks! It's such a jerk to maintain though. Like, purple is the assholes of hair dyes. Fades so quickly. 2w
  •   automaticsam @kerigiordano You kinda have no excuse now ... take the plunge. Come to the colorful side. 2w
  •   motherawesome I've never done purple, but I have done fire truck red, which stayed fire truck red for approximately five minutes before turning sort of pink and then sad orange, so I feel your jerky dye pain. 2w
  •   automaticsam @motherawesome That's so weird! Usually red refuses to leave even after you break up. Dude. But I have to admit. I love them when they are grungy and faded. 2w
  •   irocksowhat I thought purple was the best one 2w
  •   amber_losey What dye do you use? I'm needing to go a little crazy and changing my hair color will have to suffice for now. 2w
  •   automaticsam @amber_losey I mixed my own purple using pink and blue from manic panic. But I would buy a premade one. I just don't like most brands of purples offered. 2w

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automaticsam Mommy is having a yard sale 2w

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automaticsam Profiles are weird. I feel like reading an old scifi novel. Any suggestions!?! 2w

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automaticsam Dying. #tht Halloween. 2w
  •   fancy_banshee How's the eczema/chickenpox 2w
  •   automaticsam @fancy_banshee Much better! Lots of coconut oil and oatmeal bathes. I think he's almost over it. Just the crappy healing time. 2w
  •   fancy_banshee Yeeeeep I know how it feels. Pine tar soap helps a lot too. Bathes are suppose to be kept short which is easy for me but you can't rush a little guys bath time...it's unamerican 2w

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automaticsam That throwback Thursday. My little bro-bots at Halloween last year. 2w
  •   automaticsam Quentin had a lightbulb hat that actually glowed. 2w
  •   elainekp64 These are the cutest costumes way to go Sam!! 2w
  •   kerigiordano this is the neatest thing ever!! Love them & this 2w

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automaticsam Meet Captian Ka'Dargo. Or Dargo for short. He'll be one of two we're keeping. #farscape4ever 3w

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automaticsam Whelp. 10 days until I'm in Maryland again. 3w

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