alliep525It's that time of the year ppl. Time to break out.....Allie P's long honored tradition of The Holiday Pants!!!! ️️I tend to break them out at Xmas but these babies are applicable to and have been worn on every holiday you can imagine. I mean shit what better birthday pants could you get other than no pants? I think one year in boulder I literally wore them every single holiday just to say I did. Even fucking Arbor Day and shit they were obviously perfect haha. Ppl started recognizing me (well the bottom half) at the bar and would comment if I wasn't wearing them and if I was I was guaranteed to hear someone on pearl street yelling 'hey it's the girl with the pants!' 420 was always a big day for them- literally got spotted across Farren field and my friend who was yelling for me I hadn't seen in like two years. He was like id recognize that green badonkadonk anywhere. Yes, for those of you who've been there they are still the same pair. I swear someday I will pass the tradition and these very pants to my own little lady. I think it's holiday magic they absorb that has kept them literally impeccable and creepily newer every year I swear. I wish a pic could do them justice. Oh man this is the smallest I've ever seen my booty boo and it's making me sad though this pic is deceptive it appears smaller than it really is. BUT STILL In years past I looked like a bodacious black woman from the back. Mission bootylicious mountain-you can set a cup on that shit- there's no way that back belongs to a little white chick-mission begins now. Let's see how much badonk I can add by New Years- ill obviously be wearing them ️ Oh lord in real life I don't talk about my behind much believe me Haha. But it is something I've always loved and I want booty booty old Allie booty back to spread more holiday cheer #latenight#bootyramblings#holidaypants#green#leosandspandexforlife2d
alliep525You know what time it is. Priestley family Christmas get down (party). ️️️️️️️️️
Here's the evergreen in front of our house that my dad almost kills himself every year doing the lights. But seriously he's up there with all his specialty "tools" he made specifically for decorating at Xmas time. For those of you who know pappa p you know you can picture it hahaha. He does a damn good job though. The whole front of the house is his pride and joy but I have never seen a man love an evergreen like my dad loves this tree. So come all to my parents place tonight @ 7. It's like the North Pole fucking exploded in there and it smells like a trifecta of holiday scents in this bitch. ️ my dad will be DJ of course so you know it will be a funk fest. Come get delicious food and totally toasty and or schnockered ️This sober Sally will be shuttling your drunk asses home (prob more my parents friends though let's be real they get down) and more importantly I love drunken entertainment since I cant drink tonight. Be there or be square. Hit me up if you need directions3d
alliep525@jklivin817 haha thank you for humoring me #iamsexyback ️ Oh for sure my sister happens to live in Dallas. Where in Texas are you? Haha last time I visited her I sent myself half an O and brought like half an O and like at least 15 edibles in my carry on it was fing scary but awesome haha I was told if you put it in yo checked bag by the time you leave CO you will be weedless! Glad it worked
jklivin817 I live in Dallas Fort Worth as well!!!!
alliep525@jklivin817 ahhh shit. You're correct sir someone needs to plan a trip to the southern lands ️ I love TX- well I love the ppl that is kinda miss the mountains too much but everywhere I go in the state I always love it. That's funny my mom was trying to get me to go to dallas with her a few weeks ago but I couldn't. Maybe I'll see what's going on now- you could meet my sis too she's a Church youth ministry intern so far from a stoner but she's a total riot so much fun. Plus that leaves more green to be blazed 😬 You from there or just there for school or something?
jklivin817 I moved here recently but just to get outta small town usa. How often do you visit
alliep525@jklivin817 for sure Dallas is a great place for that. At least once a year but I'm due a 2013 visit I couldn't make it when my parents came out to see my sis a few weeks ago. but she'll be here most of December so I won't be out there till next year hopefully in Jan or Feb! Will you be around then? Have you ever been here to CO?
jklivin817 Ill definitely be here. Lemme know and we can for sure burn one!!!!!
alliep525Haha some guy as I was walking by was like "wow those are some LOUD pants" I responded "good loud right?" He was like "ehhhh..... 😕" with that exact emoji on his face and a shoulder shrug. Baha I wasn't expecting that fucking hilarious I appreciate the honesty. Lord he don't even know loud pants. Wait for the holiday pants. He would have a seizure if he thinks these mild patterned leggings are loud. (Holiday pants to be pictured tonight: stay tuned you won't wanna miss this) ️😬3d
alliep525Closer... Closer... I'm glad she didn't walk in on my weirdo selfie sesh. I was taking pics and rolling spliffs for after. She was like "is that medical marijuana on the table?" I said yes it fell out of my purse and she laughed. She's always been fascinated by weed and became a medical marijuana believer bc she saw how much it changed my life. It's so great having your doc take 20 min to ask you questions about cannabis. #awesome7d
alliep525Back at the docs office hopefully today is actually worth the 3 hour wait. Forgot I took these gems at my appt a few days ago.. I always thought I was really good at crossing my eyes. It was a running joke bc I used to cross them all the time-I thought it was hilarious it was a face I made all the time when I was telling a story or something and ppl laughed but they always told me my eyes weren't even crossed. I didn't believe them. Ah shit. #ithoughtiwasaproeyecrosser#thethingsyouthinkaboutwhenyourboredtodeath7d