alberto_wstx This dog's job is so important that he is on the cover National Geographic. This dog has a job and he's on a cover of a magazine because of it? And what have you done with your life? Some of you don't even have a job and this dog got a fucking medal for doing his damn job so well. He probably got a raise. Just let that sink in. Think. 12h

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alberto_wstx It's those mirrors hoes use to take their nude selfies. $5. No wonder they all have it. 12h

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alberto_wstx I got no chill 12h

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alberto_wstx @grenadexjumper took me on a date 😎 14h

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alberto_wstx Bout to get to da movies for a handjob 15h

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alberto_wstx it's finally here 17h

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alberto_wstx LOL HA HA. 2d

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alberto_wstx THEY LOOK LIKE CHICKEN STRIPS!!!! 3d

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alberto_wstx It's birthday girl 4d

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alberto_wstx I have a cool girlfriend. She got me this. 6d

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alberto_wstx My thighs are sunburnt! 6d

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alberto_wstx Dang 7d

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alberto_wstx This is the coolest ever 7d

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alberto_wstx So I'm riding a bike and lost my parents lol 7d

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alberto_wstx Driving over this bridge made my butt hole tighten up for about 3 minuets straight . The true definition of booty tight 1w

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alberto_wstx Elevators are cool 1w

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