abutler72@mynameiscandice I run a small group called the Friendly Arachnid Relocation Team (FART for short) and we've decided you hair would make a lovely new home for this guy. Just submit an application online at FART.org and I'll make sure yours lands on top;-) haha
mynameiscandice NOPE. From what I've heard about this little organization of yours, it stinks. So nope. Hard pass.