abekanan If they won't let you in, knock down the fucking door! And if you still can't get in, build your own house! Figuratively of course. Don't literally try doing that or you will get arrested! 2d

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abekanan I'm making these assholes sit together in time out until they are ready to stop being so stubborn. 4d
  •   chi_kago45 Avocados- Brown paper bag and dark pantry for couple days 4d
  •   laxscout Listening to the 1st episode of the podcast, good to hear you guys again. 4d
  •   abekanan @chi_kago45 can I borrow a paper bag? 4d
  •   abekanan @laxscout Cooooo 4d
  •   chi_kago45 Just somewhere dark will do, just don't forget about them after 2-3 days put them in fridge 4d
  •   abekanan Cooooooo 4d
  •   britoncallan Wrap the avocado's in newspaper, they will be ripe in 1 day. 4d

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abekanan What a difference a little spray makes. My balls have never felt better. @ryanmanno thanks for the tip! 5d

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Normal Abe Kanan
abekanan After only 2 episodes, we have the #1 ranked comedy podcast on podomatic! Pretty Cooooo! 5d
  •   chi_kago45 DOUBLE U Nnnnnn B C!! 5d
  •   dirtrawker Damn brah! That's awesome ! 5d
  •   11liam Great work with the podcast! Most best! The 4 of you have great chemistry, even over a iCellaphone. 4d

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abekanan Legal crack! 5d
  •   cujo5501 @abekanan Starbucks is hell of a lot stronger then DD. Well depending how many shots u have I guess. That shit is like legal crack as well 5d
  •   jspav67 Expert censorship job done during podcast 2 #cooCOO 5d
  •   dirtrawker Episode 2 ON HOLD just subscribed! 5d
  •   cycojam0601 Suck we don't have DD in Cali. 5d
  •   abekanan @jspav67 ha! 5d
  •   abekanan Cooooo 5d
  •   gcahal My wife has a slight DD liquid crack obsession...so much so the our 1.5 year old knows when we're in the drive thru she says egg from her rear facing car seat... 1d
  •   abekanan @gcahal HA!! 1d

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abekanan Abe Kanan: On Hold Episode 2 is now available! Get it on iTunes and AbeKanan.com. Also don't forget to subscribe so that you can get the new episodes sent to you the second they are uploaded. #Cooooo 6d
  •   cjholden805 Nice! Episode 1 was funny. I was cracking up 6d
  •   seandonovanvt Love abe on hold you should charge for it I'd pay 6d
  •   abekanan @seandonovanvt just knowing that you would pay is good enough for me! #Cooooo 5d
  •   coopbray1 I would pay but only if it goes to Sam so he can pay someone to paint his stairs. Or at least so he can do it not during the show. Cooooo 5d
  •   abekanan Ha 5d

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Normal Abe Kanan
abekanan About to fuck this up! #JerseyMikes #DIEabeedIS 1w
  •   thejoshodom Gotta be a gallon of mayo on that! 3 piece sub! 1w
  •   1skinnytrucker Jersey Mikes??? You gotta be kidding me!!! Might as well eat Subway. To many better places in #Chicago to get a sandwich 1w
  •   jmaddens #jerseymikes is the shit. Sometimes you just have to get quality food at chain places. #don'thate 6d

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abekanan WTF!!! A door on a urinal??? Someone has to have been murdered in here. 1w
  •   dj_mandark It's for men with shy bladders. You know type. That dude that lets other guys go first at a bar so he can get a stall. 1w

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abekanan ABE KANAN: ON HOLD Episode 1 is back up! We had so many downloads that I had to buy more bandwidth. #Cooooo
Abekanan.com abekanan.podomatic.com or iTunes!
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  •   mr_andmrs_samson Here I am taking a shit, just downloaded the podcast and in this moment I am so happy and relieved the satisfaction of having an awesome BM and the euphoria of listening to you guys bullshit once again is truly fucking awesome. It's long over due but all good things are worth waiting for. Just wanted to say thank you for not being a pussy and giving up. Sincerely the Buzz Aldrin of the Abe Kanan show. Peace 1w
  •   abekanan @mr_andmrs_samson really appreciate the Cooooo words! 1w
  •   jlilly636 Diggin the first episode cool concept. Keep em coming 1w

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abekanan Been getting so many requests for new shows. Until we get a permanent station, this is the new show that Ryan, Sam, Bass and I are going to do in the meantime. It's like the Abe Kanan Show unplugged. Let me know your thoughts. It will also be available on AbeKanan.com and iTunes. Feel free to spread the word! #Cooooo

http://abekanan.podomatic.com/entry/2014-04-10T22_34_31-07_00
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  •   coopbray1 too short! 1w
  •   creepy_mustache So good. Need more. 1w
  •   kesusdiced Needs another couple of hours 1w
  •   cycojam0601 Nice! 1w
  •   ricoaguas 😎#cooooo 1w
  •   cenzo6945 Love ya bro.. I can't believe how much I really miss you guys.. I would take10 minutes from the Kanan Krew! It's worth it. . 1w
  •   abekanan @cenzo6945 really appreciate the kind words. 1w
  •   trucker_alex Probably a good thing you left H101. Its gone to shit. I have a hard time listening to H100 now. Too much ass kissin. Your to good for it. 1w

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abekanan Chocolate Bananas! 1w

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abekanan When I can't sleep, I gotta go to old faithful. 2w
  •   nws666 U are so right that movie will always put me to sleep too 2w

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abekanan THE REMATCH BROTHER! 2w

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abekanan While Ryan, Sam, Bass, and I are in the process of getting The Abe Kanan Show a new permanent home, we got something Cooooo coming soon... 2w
  •   kanehank When are y'all gonna be on Howard 101? 2w
  •   tarnation_2112 I wonder if it's Opie and Anthony? 2w
  •   rylan45 Can't wait. I hope you boys are on Sirius! 2w
  •   zombieblake23 Please come back to Sirius! 2w
  •   brunpacalypse Yes Sirius. A channel that can have you guys 'On demand' this time 2w
  •   mr_andmrs_samson How about all you guys stop being pussies and come to wherever they are instead of waiting for them to come back to Sirius. 1w

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abekanan Does it make me less of a man that I use the monkey laughing emoticon whenever possible? 2w
  •   danimal2012 That's a laughing monkey? I thought it was the "someone farted" monkey closing up nose I emoticon 2w

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abekanan Wrestlemania +
Game of Thrones =
Not a bad little Sunday!
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abekanan You can't write this shit. Mr. T is getting inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame and his son's name is "T Junior." 2w

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abekanan This is pretty awesome! We were mentioned on WWE.com for our role in ruining the Shaq versus Big Show Wrestlemania match!
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/10-wrestlemania-matches-that-almost-happened/page-7
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  •   joedaouddotcom When will your show be back?!?! It was soooo #cooooo! @abekannan not on the air = soo #uncooooo! 3w
  •   colton_smeagol Favorite show on the radio!! I miss when you guys would make fun of meat heads at the gym!! I always was on my way to the gym when you his would talk about it! #coooo 3w

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abekanan Nothing worse than a guy on a bike passing me up multiple times when I'm driving home. 3w

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abekanan The people have spoken! Despite only being on twice a week, and off the air for 3 months, The Abe Kanan Show is one of the most popular radio shows in the country for truck drivers! #Cooooo
http://gobytrucknews.com/truckers-reveal-favorite-radio-shows/123
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  •   evanflieskites I believe it. Bring back @abekanan @siriusxm !!! 3w
  •   ricoaguas 10-4. copy that. 3w
  •   rylan45 Yeah why the fuck did they take your show from us? Fuck Tim Sabean in his stupid shit covered ass. 3w
  •   abekanan @rylan45 Tim is our biggest supporter. He is no longer with the channels. He runs other sirius channels now. If it were up to Tim we would have been 5 days a week 2 years ago. 3w
  •   rylan45 @abekanan ahhh shit my bad sorry to Tim. What channels does he run now? You guys would be great on faction in the morning. 3w
  •   cycojam0601 Tim runs the Opie & Anthony Channel @rylan45 3w
  •   tarnation_2112 Coming from a trucker I'll tell you that's true! Besides howard and geek time every other show blows now. 3w
  •   rylan45 @tarnation_2112 I agree. I truck in the oilfield at all hours of the day and @abekanan not being on the air really pisses me off. Always got me fired up for the weekend even though I work every day. Fuck whoever is responsible for this. Fuck them in their stupid asses. 3w

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